What would you recommend professor physics 4b ?
Good afternoon everyone! Please return back to your seats as the bell has rung, thank you. Before the third slot starts I have a tiny but very important announcement to make so please listen very carefully.
One of your classmates, <REDACTED> had to go away recently due to certain *ahem* "issues". As you all know, we take the matter of discipline very seriously in our school and do not tolerate any trouble making students. Everyone gets 3 warning before any strict punishment of any indiscipline they are guilty of. However this wasn't such a case. Nothing that <REDACTED> did is to be disclosed by any of the teachers, staff or students that were present and doing so will get you in serious trouble.
Now, it has been 14 days since she went away and she is going to be coming back to the school today. We have not yet confirmed her safety yet hence here some protocols to enforced and followed strictly by all students, teachers and general staff of the school, thank you.
- Tomorrow, at 9:30 am sharp she will be escorted to class 11A. At this time no student is permitted to wander the hallways or peek through the window panes. Doing so will result in a punishment. Teachers are to ensure nothing untowardly happens.
- To the students of 11A you are not to look at her or even notice what is going on while she is being escorted to her seat. You are not permitted to look any of the guards in the eyes. Teachers are asked to continue teaching while all this is happening and act like nothing out of place is going on.
- Students, you might hear sounds of shackles and chains but please, keep your curiosity to yourself unless you want to be made an example of, thank you.
- This shall go on for the entire day, and during the start of every new slot this same procedure is to be followed.
- Trying to communicate with <REDACTED> will get you <REDACTED>.
- If at any point you happen to catch a glace at her by mistake please stifle your scream and look away immediately. Report yourself to your teacher immediately and accompany her to my room. Please do not take this lightly, it is a matter of life and death.
- To Casie Williams, darling we know you used to be her only friend since class 5th. You may feel some emotional attachment to her and a desire to help her- but please remember, that isn't your friend anymore. Do not engage with her.
- Before the final school bell rings at 2 pm you will hear a loud horn. Do not react to the sound and remain
I mean, he’s still out there and is probably living his best life, which is honestly awesome for him, but for someone who got into his music (solo and w/ The Replacements) late in the game, I wish there’d be something to look forward to. Honestly, if even a Minneapolis show was announced (I live nowhere near Minnesota), I’d try to make the trek over there to see him play live. Also, do yourself a favor and have an obsessively long period of listening almost exclusively to The Replacements, it’s probably been the best part of my semester.
Anyway, I’m grateful Paul Westerberg exists, and I’m grateful my dad is a Replacements super fan so that I could listen to some quality and honest (oftentimes brutally so) music.
Which living musicians that you really enjoy have gone off the grid for what seems like way too long? Also, let me know whether or not you’ve heard of The Replacements or Paul Westerberg, I’m curious as to how well-known they are on Reddit.
Dear Dean Westerberg,
I am sure that you’ve already heard from many many students here in Provo concerning parties being thrown by students that go to our very university. It has always shocked me that people would be so... blatantly disregarding the restrictions and policies set forth both by the university and the CDC, with seemingly no regard for the health of the community both surrounding and directly affected by BYU. I would have thought that the calls of compassion that the university has put forth would be enough to shake people out of their selfish desires and realize that the health of the people around them is more important than a party. Or two. Or three.
But apparently I was wrong. And maybe that is the fault of our generation - we’re a stubborn generation. Maybe it’s a fault of being an “American” - we love to protect our rights and our rights alone, to the point where we step all over the rights of the people around us. And maybe? Maybe it’s the faults of BYU, for not being heavy handed about handing out punishments for those who blatantly disregard the rules that each BYU student signed a contract to follow. I look at other universities. I look at Ohio State University, I look at Purdue University, I look at Penn State University... all which weren’t afraid of handing out suspensions when faced with rebellious students who refused to follow social distancing and mask rules.
What is preventing BYU, who is willing to do more when students break the law of chastity (which only affects the spirituality of the students involved) from providing punishments for students who refuse to follow mask mandates and social distancing guidelines that affect the lives of people, young and old, healthy and immune-compromised? I happen to fit into that last category, and it scares me to even leave my house for fear of coming in contact with someone who refuses to follow social distancing guidelines. It puts me in danger. I have been unable to find a job for weeks that allows me to work in safe working conditions.
Dean Westerberg, the students at BYU are worried. The things we are seeing on social media scare us. The words of the people who don’t follow the social distancing guidelines scare us even more. It scares me, Dean Westerberg. I can’t afford to leave Provo. I can’t afford to be treated for COVID on top of everything else that I have to do medically. And I surely don’t want to die. Please consider helping those in a position that can’t help them
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I'm referencing this lyric:
>Then we got bigger
That was the trigger
Like the Huns invading Rome
Welcome to my school
This ain't no high school
This is the Thunderdome
The Huns never invaded Rome, Veronica is thinking of the Goths.
The closest the Huns ever got to the Roman Empire were a few skirmishes with Visigoth-staffed Roman Legions in Eastern Gaul, right at the fringes of the empire. And I highly doubt Veronica is aware of that level of historical nuance.
In "me inside of me" everyone always talks about Ms.Fleming's "this is the loveliest suicide note I've ever read" because
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DAMN how many suicide notes have you read
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the,,,,Lovliest,,,SUICIDE NOTE?????
but is no one gonna talk about the superintendent (at least I think) 's "Heather Chandler's not your everyday suicide"???
not your everyday suicide
your everyday suicide
everyday suicide
