Weavers Puns

A list of puns related to "Weavers"

What would you call a cooking show starring Sigourney Weaver?

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👤︎ u/starfreak9000
📅︎ Jun 26 2022
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What did Mick Jagger say when he caught Dennis Weaver and Hugh Heffner in bed together?

Hey! Hugh! Get of of McCloud!

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👤︎ u/Gregger2020
📅︎ Nov 15 2021
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Voyage of the Dream Weaver

I had a dream where CS Lewis is stuffing a lion and a witch into a wardrobe. I asked him what he was doing and he gruffly replied, “It’s narnia business.”

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👤︎ u/stevekimes
📅︎ Sep 14 2021
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I had to let my natural fiber weaver go today because she was late...

She had an excuse but it seemed fabricated.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 19 2020
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Anthems unite weaver ants
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👤︎ u/moothane
📅︎ Jan 06 2019
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I went out drinking with my weaver friend, but he left after a few minutes.

He said he had a looming deadline.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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What do you call a bird that sews?

A hemming-bird.

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👤︎ u/RealMeaning42
📅︎ May 07 2019
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What did Mick Jagger say when he found Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

'Hey, hey, Hugh, Hugh, get off of McCloud"

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly
📅︎ May 01 2020
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