Water Proof Puns

The judge said it was immiscible as evidence.

It was shocking

It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution

There are now over a million subs for this silly, corny, beautiful feed of dad jokes.

Link to PROOF: http://imgur.com/ksprvA1

A million subs is a big number.

If we put a million subs end to end, we'd be able to reach a very small part of the way around the Earth... Double that if they were foot long subs, and we'd make it all the way around and more if they were the kind of subs that go under water.

That's why I'm amazed.

Well done everyone on being amazing dads with amazing dad jokes. No matter what kind of dad you are - inside or outside expected dad norms - keep the world laughing and shaking their head.

(I'll keep this stickied for a short period of communal celebration and then go back to the shadows as normal. Keep doing you, dads.)

He bought me some bulk work hoodies for my birthday.

Me: "These are so heavy and well made, thanks Dad"

Dad: "And they're water proof too!"

Me: "So how do I wash them?"

Any good?

I was shocked!

I was shocked