My son asked me to name 2 structures that hold water

I was like well damn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/penc000
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2022
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My friend asked me to name 2 things which contain 100% water

I said "well damn"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nika13k
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2021
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What's another name for Pasta Water?

#Spaghet-Tea

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2021
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Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water

I was like well damn.

(Taken from r/TTT, but dadjokes doesn't allow posts from other subreddits)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyren234
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2021
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What would the new movie name if "Deep Water Horizon" was part of the Pirates of the Caribbean Franchise?

Depp Water Horizon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HarlequinTRT
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2021
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A king sat on his throne in his beautiful kingdom. Before him were three glasses set on a table. The first two are filled with water, but the third one is empty. What is the name of the king?

Phillip the 3rd

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πŸ‘€︎ u/some-tortel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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if H2O is the chemical name for water, what is H2O4?

drinking!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gumbywithaY
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water

I was like, well dam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanMannix
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2022
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Someone asked me if I could name 2 structures that hold water.

I said, β€œWell dam.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/izzybee140
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2022
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Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.

I was like, well dam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nepal2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2022
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My wife asked me to name two structures that hold water

Well damn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_thatwaseasy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2022
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someone asked me to name 2 structures that can hold water.

I was like, well dam thats a hard one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coreldog
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2022
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Someone asked me to name 3 structures that hold water.

I was like well damn.

I had too much pot. So couldn't name any...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gimlidorf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2022
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Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water

I was like "well dam"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nejakytypco
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2022
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Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water. I was like..

Well, dam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChordSlinger
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2022
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Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water

I was like well damn.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2022
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Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.

I was like, well damn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Papiys
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2021
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I was asked if I could name 2 structures which hold water

I was like "well damn"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coompt_King
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2022
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I was asked on the spot to name 2 structures that hold water.

I was like, "well, damn!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brian111786
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2022
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A guy asked if I could name two things that hold water.

I said, β€œwell, dam.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hottsauce345543
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2022
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Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water

i was like well damn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WienerSchnitzel01
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2022
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Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.

I was like well damn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Branith
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Someone asked me to name two structures there hold water.

I was like, well damm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/West_Picture_869
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2022
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Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water.

I was like well damn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Inkredible_Swaq
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2022
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My friend asked me if I could name two different structures that hold water.

I said, "Well, dam..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water....

I was like "well damn..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StryfeSixx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2021
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Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water.

I was like.. well, damn!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/treylanford
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2021
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Someone asked me to name two things that hold water.

I was like well damn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kvngk3n
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2021
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My friend said I wouldn’t be able to name two structures that hold water.

I was like, β€œWell, damn.”

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Someone asked me, on the spot, to name two structures that hold water…

I was like β€œwell, dam….”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sotheresthisdude
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2021
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Someone asked me to name two things that hold water

And I was β€œwell dam”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/t_bone_stake
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2021
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Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water,

Well, dam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unicorn_Burrit0s
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2021
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Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.

I was like well damn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.

I was like well damm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stalingrad420
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Someone asked me to name two water holding structures

Well dam..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kartik-rao
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water

I was like well damn.

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