I saw a cool movie on Netflix on migratory water fowl.

It was a great duckumentary.

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Jul 15 2020
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I just launched a dating app for water fowl.

I'm calling it "Gandr"

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📅︎ May 18 2019
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My friend from Silicon Valley developed a dating app for water fowl.

"Gandr"

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My town was trying to pave over the swamp in the middle of town for a new Kmart but the large water fowl with long beaks and a large throat pouches would not move...

They were a species of peliwon'ts.

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📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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Two water fowl walk into a bar...

The third one ducks

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👤︎ u/essjayhawk
📅︎ May 26 2018
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All my dad jokes come with TLC

Once there was this farmer and he had this dream of having a duck. Then one day he saw this duck and started to chase it. He chased it all throughout the farmland. He chased it through a forest. He chased it past a river. All his life, he spent chasing this duck but he never caught it. He died all alone, old and hungry and without the duck. See, the duck represents your dreams, and the other opportunities, they represent other opportunities. So the moral of the story? Don't go chasing water fowls.

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👤︎ u/KarlBar
📅︎ Feb 27 2019
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