I have a friend who is convinced that you can find water on the moon.
Today I learned that if a canoe turns upside down in the water, you can safely wear it on your head.
My friend just can't afford to pay his huge water bill...
I've sent him a Get Well Soon card.
My 8yr old daughter got me with "I can breathe under water"
She filled a cup of water placed it on her head and began to violently and rapidly breathe in and out. The force is strong with her.
A preacher with a lisp hired a sinner to paint his church. To save money, the sinner man added water into the paint can. It didn’t work well. The preacher told him:
Young man, you need to repaint and thin no more.
You can spell water as "hijklmno"
You can easily know ant’s gender by putting them on the water
If it sinks, girl ant, if it floats, buoyant.
I own a pen that can write under water
It can write other words too
I can't stand stuck-up bodies of water.
I mean, get over yourself, Lake Superior.
"Can I have a glass of water?" asked the young student.
The teacher placed her hands on her hips, glaring at him, and said "May I!".
The kid smiles. "I was gonna get it myself, but sure, that'd be great!".
Did you know you can tell the sex of ants by placing them in water.
A female will sink, if it doesn’t it’s buoyant.
You can actually tell the sex of an ant by dropping it in water.
If they float, they're boy ant.
Mineral water can be non-carbonated.
My girlfriend can't stand the tap water. She says it tastes too metallic.
I think she just has a strong sense of iron-y.
Did you know I can make homemade holy water?
You just boil the Hell out of it!
Can you tell me what metal blows up when it reacts with water?
My girlfriend just can't resist swimming in those water features outside of Japanese restaurants.
She just loves playing Koi.
Hippos can run faster than humans on land, and swim faster than humans in water.
Which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon.
You can take a horse to water, but an energy saving light has to be LED.
what kind of car can drive on water?
Who can carry 20 litres of water?
This morning, my wife asked if I wanted her to throw out my can of sparkling water that had been on the counter all night.
I replied, "No I'll drink it. It's still water."
I heard they've been putting electronic fish in the waters so they can catch more without hurting the environment.
Now that's E-fish-in-sea!
Did you know you can tell if an ant is a boy or a girl by dropping it in water?
If it sinks it's a girl ant
If it floats it's boy ant
You can tell an ant's gender by putting it in water
If it sinks, girl ant and if it floats, buoyant
You can tell an ant's gender by putting it in water
If it drowns, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.
TIL: If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s buoyant.
Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by putting it in water?
If it sinks, it’s a girl ant. If it floats, it’s boy ant.
Did u know you can tell an ants gender by putting it in water?
If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats........boy ant.
You can tell an ant's gender by putting it in water.
If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant
You can tell the sex of ants by gently placing them on water. If they sink they are female, if not they're buoyant.
My friend can’t afford to pay his water bill anymore.
So I sent him a card, “Get well soon.”
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in water.
If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in water
If it sinks, it’s a girl ant. If it floats, it’s buoyant.
You can test an ant’s gender with water..:
If you put it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl ant. If you put it in the water and it floats, buoyant.
Learned today that you can tell an ant's gender by putting it in water. If it sinks, it's girl ant.
If it floats, it's buoyant.
Did you know you can tell the sex of an ant by putting it in water?
If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant...
You can tell the gender of an ant by dropping it on water. If it sinks it's a girl ant,
If it floats it's boy ant
You can tell an ants gender by putting it on water. If it’s a girl ant it sinks, if it floats, buoyant.
What kind of car can drive on water?
Did you know that you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water?
If it sinks = girl ant.
If it floats = buoyant.
You can tell an ant's sex by putting it in water.
If it sinks: Girl ant, if it floats: Boy ant.
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