I have a friend who is convinced that you can find water on the moon.

I said "That's lunacy!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorJoss
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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Today I learned that if a canoe turns upside down in the water, you can safely wear it on your head.

Because it’s capsized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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My friend just can't afford to pay his huge water bill...

I've sent him a Get Well Soon card.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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My 8yr old daughter got me with "I can breathe under water"

She filled a cup of water placed it on her head and began to violently and rapidly breathe in and out. The force is strong with her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theevildave
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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A preacher with a lisp hired a sinner to paint his church. To save money, the sinner man added water into the paint can. It didn’t work well. The preacher told him:

Young man, you need to repaint and thin no more.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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You can spell water as "hijklmno"

It's H to O.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterFubar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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You can easily know ant’s gender by putting them on the water

If it sinks, girl ant, if it floats, buoyant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterMakerXD
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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I own a pen that can write under water

It can write other words too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yellossss
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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I can't stand stuck-up bodies of water.

I mean, get over yourself, Lake Superior.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MannDude
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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"Can I have a glass of water?" asked the young student.

The teacher placed her hands on her hips, glaring at him, and said "May I!".

The kid smiles. "I was gonna get it myself, but sure, that'd be great!".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Findrel_Underbakk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Did you know you can tell the sex of ants by placing them in water.

A female will sink, if it doesn’t it’s buoyant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_R_x
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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You can actually tell the sex of an ant by dropping it in water.

If they float, they're boy ant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kristhebrown
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2018
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Mineral water can be non-carbonated.

But it's still water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heavenly-Raven
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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My girlfriend can't stand the tap water. She says it tastes too metallic.

I think she just has a strong sense of iron-y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacAtack3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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Did you know I can make homemade holy water?

You just boil the Hell out of it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ADM-Dumbo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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Can you tell me what metal blows up when it reacts with water?

Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Albertosaurus77
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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Can I have some water
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JAWSco
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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My girlfriend just can't resist swimming in those water features outside of Japanese restaurants.

She just loves playing Koi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elnateo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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Hippos can run faster than humans on land, and swim faster than humans in water.

Which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon.

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πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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You can take a horse to water, but an energy saving light has to be LED.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasthetanker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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what kind of car can drive on water?

a Jesus Chrysler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hydraulicstress
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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Who can carry 20 litres of water?

Jerry can

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aisekkedancc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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This morning, my wife asked if I wanted her to throw out my can of sparkling water that had been on the counter all night.

I replied, "No I'll drink it. It's still water."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chewiedies
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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I heard they've been putting electronic fish in the waters so they can catch more without hurting the environment.

Now that's E-fish-in-sea!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zenofire
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2017
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Did you know you can tell if an ant is a boy or a girl by dropping it in water?

If it sinks it's a girl ant

If it floats it's boy ant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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You can tell an ant's gender by putting it in water

If it sinks, girl ant and if it floats, buoyant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArchaicAlien
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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You can tell an ant's gender by putting it in water

If it drowns, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/That1Cockysoab420
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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TIL: If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.

Because it’s capsized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.

If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s buoyant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyStar1991
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by putting it in water?

If it sinks, it’s a girl ant. If it floats, it’s boy ant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bunionn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Did u know you can tell an ants gender by putting it in water?

If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats........boy ant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaltBisneyBorld
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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You can tell an ant's gender by putting it in water.

If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TaroInDisguise
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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You can tell the sex of ants by gently placing them on water. If they sink they are female, if not they're buoyant.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexgk91
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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My friend can’t afford to pay his water bill anymore.

So I sent him a card, β€œGet well soon.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in water.

If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theOriginalTangy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in water

If it sinks, it’s a girl ant. If it floats, it’s buoyant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bocaj05
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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You can test an ant’s gender with water..:

If you put it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl ant. If you put it in the water and it floats, buoyant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rattlee_
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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Learned today that you can tell an ant's gender by putting it in water. If it sinks, it's girl ant.

If it floats, it's buoyant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gadion
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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Did you know you can tell the sex of an ant by putting it in water?

If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sinkingfish
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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You can tell the gender of an ant by dropping it on water. If it sinks it's a girl ant,

If it floats it's boy ant

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2017
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You can tell an ants gender by putting it on water. If it’s a girl ant it sinks, if it floats, buoyant.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/goldenbladezzz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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What kind of car can drive on water?

A Jesus Chrysler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PercivalFailed
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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Did you know that you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water?

If it sinks = girl ant. If it floats = buoyant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTechMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2016
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You can tell an ant's sex by putting it in water.

If it sinks: Girl ant, if it floats: Boy ant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bignate1213
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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