This is so waterful
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Water pun
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
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︎ Feb 02 2019
Want me to tell you water puns?
A pun is the humorous use of a word or phrase so as to emphasize or suggest its different meanings or applications, or the use of words that are alike or nearly alike in sound but different in meaning; a play on words
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︎ Oct 18 2019
Today I learned that if you're in a canoe and it flips over in water...
....you can safely wear it on your head... because it's capsized.
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︎ Feb 23 2021
To all ya'll in Texas without tap water
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︎ Feb 21 2021
If you become seriously depressed, try drinking a gallon of water just before you go to bed.
That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze.
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︎ Feb 21 2021
The police just showed up at my house and arrested my bottle of water. They said he was wanted in 3 states...
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︎ Feb 09 2021
My friend said I wouldnβt be able to name two structures that hold water.
I was like, βWell, damn.β
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︎ Feb 26 2021
How do you make Holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
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︎ Mar 06 2021
What blade lives by the water?
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︎ Mar 06 2021
Why do dogs float on water so easily?
Because they're good buoys.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
My wife doesn't share my view that insulting a specific water bird is a good idea.
I think we're going to have to agree to diss a grebe.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a "get well soon" card.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
Rest In Peace boiling water
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︎ Feb 18 2021
Where do mansplainers get their water?
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︎ Oct 11 2020
How do you make water tired?
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︎ Feb 28 2021
Water....I love water....
Water's brilliant.
Water's fantastic.
Can't get enough water. Water's smashing...
....sorry I'm gushing.
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︎ Feb 28 2021
Never use tap water as a perfume.
It doesn't make any scents.
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Chemistry professor: Is it a good or bad thing that ice is less dense than (floats in) water?
Me: It wasn't good for the Titanic.
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︎ Mar 07 2021
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
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︎ Jan 23 2021
The plumber told me I installed the valve on my water softener wrong
I felt completely invalvidated
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︎ Mar 06 2021
Ever wonder the gender of an ant? Do the water test.
If it sinks itβs a girl ant. If it floats however...
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︎ Jan 16 2021
I see you've dug 3 holes looking for water
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︎ Jan 14 2021
When I open the fridge after a long day at work only to find water, milk and juice, I start to feel like David Gilmour.
"How I wish... How I wish you were beer."
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︎ Mar 02 2021
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I've just been laid and you expect me to get hard in 5 minutes.
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Clearing a windscreen
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︎ Feb 10 2021
Me and my jug of water get on well.
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︎ Feb 23 2021
I spat my water
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︎ Sep 25 2020
How do you make a water bed bouncier?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
You guys know why water is heavier than butane?
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︎ Feb 12 2021
What did the boiling water say to the chef?
When I am gone, I will be mist!
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︎ Jan 14 2021
I think not letting my dog eat water melon is makings her sad.
She's a little melancholy.
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︎ Feb 21 2021
What is a pregnant women's favourite part of a hike?
The water break...
Said this during a hike so it was all the more sweeter to hear the only two dad's chuckle.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
What did the beaver say when it slipped on water?
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︎ Feb 19 2021
How do you make holy water?
you boil the hell out of it
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︎ Mar 06 2021
Today I learned that if a canoe turns upside down in the water, you can safely wear it on your head.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
Why do dogs float in water?
Because theyβre good buoys
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︎ Feb 23 2021
Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Why do seals swim in salt water ?
Because, pepper water makes them sneeze.
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︎ Jan 05 2021
How do you make holy water?
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︎ Feb 09 2021
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill
So I sent him a "get well soon" card
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︎ Sep 07 2020
My friend just can't afford to pay his huge water bill...
I've sent him a Get Well Soon card.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
My friend said that he couldn't afford to pay his huge water bill....
So, I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
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