A waiter at a german restaurant warned me that the meat they used for sausages was suspicious. I replied: " It's okay...
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink…
No one listened, but he kept warning them until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the cinema.
My brother wants to try skydiving so I warned him that...
It has so many downfalls.
I warned my daughter about using her whistle inside the house today and gave her one last chance...
Unfortunately, she blew it...
My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils
But it’s a whisk I’m willing to take.
Warned my son about the dangers of drugs today. Told him a story about a girl I knew who went crazy from doing mushrooms all the time. Surprised, he asked, "Really?" I replied, "Yes, absolutely true."
"She became a little spore addict."
My dad was a doctor, and he always warned us not to get ketchup in our eyes.
If we did we would develop heintzsight, he said.
I warned my son to never look at porn.
The Genie granted my wish for longer arms, but he warned me...
My wish would have far reaching consequences.
I warned my wife not to put food coloring in our kids food
Don’t want them to dye inside!
My Dad always warned me you can go blind from drinking too much tea.
But only if you leave the spoon in the cup.
My therapist warned me that I am getting addicted to downhill skiing.
She said, “It’s a slippery slope.”
I was warned by my music teacher never to play the drums again.
He said that if I did, there will be repercussions.
"I've warned you to be careful - if you break your legs ...
don't come running to me!"
My wife warned me that if I take another picture of her, she’ll be furious.
My wife warned me not to add too much flour, but I don't mind a little more.
Bready or not, here I dough.
My Great Grandpa warned everyone that the Titanic would sink. Nobody listened.
He continued to make a scene until they threw him out of the theatre.
My grandfather told me that he saw the Titanic. He warned everyone that it would sink but nobody would listen.
He told people a few more times and then he was kicked out of the cinema.
After being warned to protect my new phone, I finally got my protection in the mail today. They sent me one meant for a teen girl with bieber on it. I still will use it until i can replace it to protect my phone.
Just in: Case; Justin case. Just Encase, just in case.
The hairdresser showed me a beautiful hair color and also warned me that the chemical is toxic.
I asked him to apply it anyways.
It's worth dyeing for.
While getting into bed girlfriend wanted to cuddle, but I warned her that I was gassy...
"I am too." She said and started to snuggle up.
"I guess that means we're Egyptian."
"Why?" She asked.
"Because we're King Toots-in-common."
I warned one of my students not to study geography around Thanksgiving.
He might end up Hungary for Turkey.
Wifey warned me "Don't use the butter left out on the bench. The kitties got up and were licking it."
"Yeah I don't wanna use that cat-lick butter...
That's worse than that Anglican butter."
Before our tour of the sugar factory, my uncle warned us that it will smell of rodent bums
Because of all the mole asses.
My Brother got me good today...(be warned, it's painful)
So we were discussing the difference between a pig pen and a pigsty, and he goes:
"You know what the main difference between a pigs pen and a pigsty is?"
"What?"
"The pigs pen goes in his hand, and the pigs dye goes INSIDE the pen."
......damnit.
Over at a friend's house yesterday and her dad warned me that their dog is deaf...
"Yeah, so just keep an eye out for him, otherwise you might step in a poodle."
My grandpa warned people the titanic would sink
No one listened but he kept warning them until people got sick of him and threw him out of the cinema.
my wife warned me not to steal kitchen utensils..
but it’s a whisk in willing to take
I warned my daughter about using her whistle inside and gave her one last chance...
Unfortunately, she blew it!
My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils
But it's a wisk I'm willing to take
I warned my daughter about using her whistle inside and gave her one last chance
Unfortunately she blew it
My wife warned me to stop taking kitchen utensils
But it's a whisk I'm willing to take
My wife warned me to stop stealing kitchen utensils.
But it’s a whisk I was willing to take
I warned my kid for the last time not to use the whistle when he’s inside the house.
Unfortunately he blew it.
I warned my daughter about using her whistle inside and gave her one last chance...
Unfortunately, she blew it!
I was warned not to stealing kitchen utensils...
but it was a whisk I am will to take.
My friend warned me not to steal their kitchen utensils...
But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
I warned my daughter about using her whistle inside and gave her one last chance.
Unfortunately, she blew it.
My boss warned me that I shouldn’t blow the whistle in the office anymore. He gave me one last chance.
But unfortunately, I blew it
I warned my daughter about blowing her whistle inside and gave her one last chance...
I was warned not to steal kitchen utensils
But it's a whisk I am willing to take.
My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils.
But it’s a whisk I’m willing to take.
My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils.
But it's a whisk I am willing to take.
My wife warned me not to take the kitchen utensils...
But that's a whisk I'm willing to take.
My wife warned me not to steal kitchen utensils
But it's a whisk I'm willing to take
My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils,
but it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils
But it’s a whisk i’m willing to take
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