You shouldn't be snooping around in magical kingdoms inside wardrobes.
Frankly, it's Narnia business.
I was asked what I keep at the back of the wardrobe
I said it was Narnia business
I’ve been told the things in my wardrobe (which is very cluttered) are gay
So I’m going to clear it out and not stop until all my clothes have come out of the closet.
(The wording of this is shite, so if you know what I was trying to say/can word this better, (I beg you) PLEASE leave it in the comments.)
Steven Spielberg got fired by his own wardrobe department.
Turns out the costumer is always right.
Who invented the walk in wardrobe?
Why were the lion and the witch in the wardrobe?
Why did Sir Lancelot get into the wardrobe?
He wanted to be a knight in shining armoire.
The lion, the witch and the wardrobe walk into an Irish bar..
The barman takes one look at them and says ‘I ain’t servin narnye!’
I had a competition between my wardrobe to see which item of clothing is the best
When the world agreed to end all wars, my friend, a proud colonel who enjoyed fighting, wanted to tear his hair out.
He will now have nothing to comb-at.
To appeal to more vegetraians, I've travelled everywhere in the Caribbean to update my wardrobe
They love my thousand island dressing
I found a lion in my wardrobe, I asked what was he doing in there?
He replied: Narnia business
I saw a man pushing a lion and a witch into a wardrobe. I asked “what are you doing?” He replied…..
Go away, it’s Narnia business
Asked my wife why she was spending so much time in her wardrobe
The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe is a perfect book to read during June
A story of people coming out of the closet is perfect for Pride Month.
I considered converting my wardrobe to house my board game collection, but was worried about losing clothing space.
When I was digging through the wardrobe on the weekend, I managed to find a present for the kids that I wrapped in a box last year and forgot to give them. Bargain
Can't wait to see their faces when they realize they have a puppy.
Cowboy goes in to a hotel and says a single room and a wardrobe for my horse. Your horse sir the manager replied!
Yes my horse is a Mustang and it mustang somewhere!
Why is Groundhog’s day like a ballerina’s wardrobe?
I'm thinking of buying this wardrobe what do you guys think?
I used to be obsessed with the idea of playing football with random items of clothing. However, after stealing from a nun's wardrobe to feed my addiction, I soon saw the error of my ways.
It was a difficult habit to kick.
What does your teen daughters wardrobe have in common with trying to post memes without watermarks?
You hope to avoid crop tops and cutoffs.
My wife was going through our wardrobe and said
“Look at this, it still fits me after 25 years!”
I said, “it’s a scarf”
Apologize if this is a repost of some kind, my grandpa just sent me this as a text with his very limited energy. I wanted to honor his out-of-nowhere dad humor even in his old age.
What do you call transactions made between a lion a witch and a wardrobe that are none of your concern?
What do you call a secret place that grows Bananas, that you can only access through the back of a wardrobe?
What happens when four children lock themselves in a wardrobe?
What did the magician say when she had a wardrobe malfunction?
When one door closes another one opens...
These IKEA wardrobes are rubbish.
What would a self depreciating wardrobe say?
I was at a burlesque show and one of the performers had a wardrobe malfunction..
I leaned over to my wife and whispered "of corset didn't work"
she rolled her eyes so hard her retinas detached and she missed the rest of the performance.
Me: "We need to find a place for our daughter's birthday toys." Wife: "What about our wardrobe?"
Me: "No, that can stay where it is."
Heard whispering coming from my wardrobe!
Voice kept whispering "I used to be an executioner in a leather jacket shop"
Turned out it was just a coat hanger.
For World Book Day, I dressed as a wardrobe. People asked me why I didnt dress as a lion or witch...
I've never seen them feature in the IKEA catalogue.
What do you do with a wardrobe door that is slightly ajar?
Dad joked my mum and my gf while setting up an ikea wardrobe.
My girlfriend and I had just purchased a wardrobe from ikea in flat pack.
As we were moving the wardrobe to our flat out from the my mum was walking to her car.
Mum- "Oh, that looks interesting. What are you doing"?
Me- "oh, we are going to Narnia"
Mum- ".... ok?"
Gf- "..... why didnt you tell her"?
Me- " because its Narnia business"
What does C.S. Lewis keep in the back of his wardrobe?
Why was the Lion in the wardrobe?
What do you do to an open wardrobe?
What does CS Lewis keep in the back of his wardrobe?
What do a lion, a witch, and a wardrobe have in common?
My dad asked me why there was a lion and a witch in the wardrobe?
I said its Narnia business
I asked the lion in my wardrobe what he was doing there
He said it was Narnia business
What are you doing in that wardrobe?
Dad: What are you doing in the wardrobe?
I asked the lion in my wardrobe what he was doing there.
He said "Narnia business."
Why did the lion sneak into the wardrobe?
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