Then soviet.
He said he'd prefer to float.
Does that mean Kong might use... guerrilla warfare?
It's too devicive.
He said you had to see what type of river it was before you decide how to cross it.
Do you know why Australia is better than New Zealand?
Australia has 6 stars and New Zealand only 4.
I chime in, "Sounds like MILKroeconomics 101."
Finnish him.
Announcer 1: did that puck just hit a penguin on the bench?
Announcer 2: no... I think it hit a player.
Pails in comparison
What did the democrat say to the republican at the dinner?
Will you pass the bill already?!
One is going to land on land, but the other won't water on water. ...
Until they try to prove it!
The chess player had a mean right rook!
My nephew: So if a couple is 2, and a few is 3, what is 4 and 5?
Me: 9
Yeah they were both in grave danger.
Takes from a WhatsApp group chat-
Mum: Running late bus has broken down on the motorway.
Dad: You should have taken the car.
Attire
Dad randomly chuckles and says "If Sidney Crosby kidnapped Rick Nash's son, it would be Crosby Steals Nash's Young." I laugh, girlfriend and mother groan.
My dad: Are we playing the Pirates?
Me: What???
My dad: Are we playing the Pirates? motions to the tv It says ARG.
pails in comparison
