What do you call it when Victoria Secret merges with Smith and Wesson?

Titty Titty Bang Bang

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hoshizaki78
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My friend Victoria told me she found secret buried treasure.

But she wouldn't tell me under where.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hensfan85
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I named my daughter "Amanda Victoria" but i dont really want her to have a nickname.

Unfortunately i think it might be Manda tory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zombiepipes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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A mannequin at Victoria Secret wasn't wearing anything, but held a sign that read "sale"

Perhaps they were having a flash sale?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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Victoria Beckham's breasts...

Would you call them a Spice Rack?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IsraelKeats
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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So I just got my wife with this one... She asked to go to Victoria's Secret to buy some new underwear... She complained that her favorite pairs had holes in them...

I said "of course they have holes in them, how else are you supposed to get your legs through?"

I could feel the eye roll from across the room

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What are some good puns for the name "Vicky" or "Victoria?

Anything that's relatively clean is fine. I'm really desperate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PanchoPinchie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2016
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Went to Victoria Secret with my wife over the weekend.

She walked away when I asked the sales assistant what the download speed was on the wireless bras.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bp1108
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2016
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Cops finally caught the guy that stole like 5000+ bras from various Victoria's Secret stores

That must have been a really big bust

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greggersraymer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2014
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Mom this time. Victoria's Secret commercial came on...

They were advertising a sale for 50% off all bras, and my mom says "Well that seems inappropriate. Half Off bras? There's barely anything there to begin with!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Not_Stalin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2013
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Australia’s recovery from Covid-19 is a bit like a Spice Girls reunion

Victoria ruins it for everyone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3Gums
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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My girlfriend keeps hiding underwear

It's Victoria's Secret.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsSuperRob
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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[Request] A Victorian female name that is punny

I'm terrible at coming up with puns, so I'd love some help here! I'm in need of a female name (both first and last) that sounds like it's from around the Victorian era and also is a pun. The more ridiculous the better. Bonus points if it's sexual, kind of like Ivana Humpalot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leneore
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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Dad bought a degree

From Tuktoyaktuk University, soley because it said "blah blah blah blah, degree from Tuk U."

He thinks it's hilarious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/speddie24
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2014
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We bought some raspberries the other day...

I studied the box and noted, "Grown in Victoria." (The state we live in.)

Dad, who was next to me, said, "That's a bit rude."

"What?"

"Must have been uncomfortable for Victoria."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FellowHooman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2018
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I've been son-joked

I brought my son in to my office the other day, and he asked me why my filing cabinet had such a big lock on it.

"That's where I keep all my secret files," I replied.

"Ohh," he said, "So, then the stuff on the top drawer must be top secret."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2Lt-Obvious
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2013
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Wife was complaining that she needed a new bra, the underwire was poking through.

Wife: "I hate these underwires. I think I want to get a wire-less one next"

Me: "I can stop by Radioshack on my way home to pick you up one"

Wife: "What?"

Me: "Well I'm sure Victorias Secret doesn't carry WiFi bras."

Wife: Heavy sigh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killboy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2015
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What is Reddit's favorite vacation destination?

Victoria Falls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattTheProgrammer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2015
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I couldn't stop giggling while she just sat there unamused.

My cousin brought his girlfriend, Victoria, to our family get-together for the first time. We're sitting around the dinner table and my dad goes, "So I gotta ask. Victoria, what's your secret?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brooklyn03
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