Victoria's Puns

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But she wouldn't tell me under where.

Unfortunately i think it might be Manda tory

Perhaps they were having a flash sale?

Would you call them a Spice Rack?

I said "of course they have holes in them, how else are you supposed to get your legs through?"

I could feel the eye roll from across the room

Anything that's relatively clean is fine. I'm really desperate.

She walked away when I asked the sales assistant what the download speed was on the wireless bras.

That must have been a really big bust

They were advertising a sale for 50% off all bras, and my mom says "Well that seems inappropriate. Half Off bras? There's barely anything there to begin with!"

Victoria ruins it for everyone

It's Victoria's Secret.

I'm terrible at coming up with puns, so I'd love some help here! I'm in need of a female name (both first and last) that sounds like it's from around the Victorian era and also is a pun. The more ridiculous the better. Bonus points if it's sexual, kind of like Ivana Humpalot.

From Tuktoyaktuk University, soley because it said "blah blah blah blah, degree from Tuk U."

He thinks it's hilarious.

I studied the box and noted, "Grown in Victoria." (The state we live in.)

Dad, who was next to me, said, "That's a bit rude."

"What?"

"Must have been uncomfortable for Victoria."

I brought my son in to my office the other day, and he asked me why my filing cabinet had such a big lock on it.

"That's where I keep all my secret files," I replied.

"Ohh," he said, "So, then the stuff on the top drawer must be top secret."

Wife: "I hate these underwires. I think I want to get a wire-less one next"

Me: "I can stop by Radioshack on my way home to pick you up one"

Wife: "What?"

Me: "Well I'm sure Victorias Secret doesn't carry WiFi bras."

Wife: Heavy sigh.

Victoria Falls

My cousin brought his girlfriend, Victoria, to our family get-together for the first time. We're sitting around the dinner table and my dad goes, "So I gotta ask. Victoria, what's your secret?"