When I graduate from vet school, I want to care for the pets of former nazi soldiers.

Basically, I want to be a veteran aryan veterinarian.

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📅︎ May 29 2015
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My dad told me he had to go to the vet.

I was 14 or something I just got off of school so I'm sitting on the couch as per usual and my dad walks in looking stressed the fuck out. "Hey, I think I gotta go to the vet..." I start slightly panicking but I'm curious so I ask, "why?" He proceeds to give me direct eye contact, flex his muscles and say, "CAUSE THESE PUPPIES ARE SICK!!!" then walks out of the room, proud as can fucking be.

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👤︎ u/BortyBoy
📅︎ May 17 2019
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[Request] Puns for spay/neuter veterinary surgery team.

Hello, I'm in Vet school and just can't seem to compete with some of my fellow students' surgery team names. As students, we work together to do spays and neuters for shelter animals. We like to use funny pun names.

Ideas that have already been taken: "Ovarian Cysters" "Dogtors at Your Cervix" "Eggs Ovary-Z"

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📅︎ Jan 31 2018
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Every time college comes up

Other person: "So, what are you studying in school"

Me: "Biology"

Other person: "What do you plan to do with that?"

My dad: "She's going to become a vet so she can take care of me when I get old"

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👤︎ u/sars_kills
📅︎ Oct 16 2013
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