Vegan Cheese Puns

A list of puns related to "Vegan Cheese"

Our vegan cheese.

It's gouda.

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👤︎ u/drozzi007
📅︎ Dec 01 2019
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What special dietary request did the vegan Silicon Valley tech nerd have for his artisan cheese order in the Whole Foods?

No Whey, Jose!

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👤︎ u/allanon101
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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We were in the pasta aisle, they were in home goods...

Shopping-

Me: Hey, is gnocchi vegan?

Dad: Of course it is! It's got gno-cheese!

Then a World Market employee four aisles away completely bowled over laughing, literally hooting and hollering. My dad has been strutting around all proud of his joke all day. I don't think I can ever go back there.

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👤︎ u/anandora
📅︎ Jan 08 2014
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