A list of puns related to "Valleys"
They just can't even
Yeah, I surf on executive boards.
a week on each hill.
No Whey, Jose!
...I remind myself that you can't always trust Google Maps!
"Gandr"
"I've eaten herbivore."
George had 2000 lbs of Laundry to do. That's a washing-ton!
About halfway through the valley, drumbeats started rolling from the mountains around them. Everyone in the party was confused, but the local guides started to panic.
"We HAVE to get out of here by sundown, OR ELSE".
The explorer orders his men to pick up the pace, and keep moving. A couple hours later, The drums start beating more and more frantically. Again, the guides say: "Keep moving, WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE".
A bit later, the men hear horns echoing from the hills.
The explorer asks his guides: "what was that?"
They respond: "theres no time, we need to be out BEFORE SUNDOWN, we only have a few hours!!!".
Exasperated, the explorer asks "Why? What could be so urgent? And why do we have to get out by sundown?".
The guides reply, "at sundown, the bagpipe solo starts!"
Because the mountains were hill areas.
it was HILL AREAS!!
Facebrook
Because they can't even.
Because they can't even.
Because they can't even.
Because they can't even.
because they can't even
They can't even.
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