Big Ben is undergoing renovations which will take 3 years...

That's a long time considering they're working around the clock.

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📅︎ May 15 2020
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I had to undergo surgery because it hurts when I pee..

Sting operation

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Every seven years Vulcan males undergo a mating ritual

After the birth of the child the male parent goes thru a period of telling "Dad jokes". This is known as the "Pun Farr"

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📅︎ Jun 21 2021
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I had to undergo a 6 week course of radiotherapy last year on my salivary glands.

Every week, I had an appointment with a doctor where they would ask me about my health. They would ask me the same usual questions. This is how it would go:

Dr: Do you get a dry mouth?

Me: Yes but I drink water to compensate.

Dr: Any issues with hearing?

Me: Sorry?

Dr (louder): any issues with hearing?

Me: Beg your pardon?

Dr starts laughing

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👤︎ u/kishenoy
📅︎ Apr 04 2021
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What do you call a model undergoes plastic surgery?

A remodel.

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👤︎ u/smornanana
📅︎ Jun 18 2018
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A king had a problem with a serial killer chicken...

He placed 30 silver coins as a bounty, and was peeved after a month had passed and nobody had taken the offer. He inquired to his squire, who responded that nobody would undergo such an unpleasant pheasant hunt for such a poultry sum.

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👤︎ u/KetoSaiba
📅︎ Jun 02 2016
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A scuba diver and a marine sit at the port

The scuba diver turns to the marine and says "I can't handle this job anymore, I undergo too much pressure"

The marine looks at the diver and tells him "It may be hard now, but once you get used to it it'll all be smooth sailing"

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I didn't use to have much faith in modern medicine...

but then I had to undergo emergency brain surgery and it really changed my mind.

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My daughter posted a story to Facebook about Kim Jong-un missing in North Korea...

I replied, "He isn't missing, he's just undergoing maintenance and will be back soon as the upgraded version, Kim Jong-deux!"

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