At a UI design meeting - "Should we use a caret?" (>)
"No, I think a stick would be more appropriate here."
Sad News: The founder of /r/dadjokes has passed away
RIP Larry Tessler, the UI designer that created Cut, Copy, and Paste, died age 74
Programmer's dadjoke
A coworker who is writing documentation about some buggy software was asking me "What do you call that UI element? Is it a sidebar or a pane?"
"It's pretty buggy, so it's definitely a pane"
The split second between the moment she got it and the groan was well worth it.
He wouldn't be my dad without the jokes
http://imgur.com/UiODJRb
He posted a photo on his Facebook of the semen-based recipe book and made some really bad semen puns and so did all of his friends.
Honestly, I wouldn't have it any other way.
