What is Robin's favorite file format?
Viagra is now available in a teabag format. It doesn't improve your performance...
....but it stops your biscuit from getting soft..
Knot finished with this format yet
Used a meme format to make a pun
Best thing about these meme format is we get to repost jokes we’ve heard our entire lives
Bringing back the old formats
New & creative way of using this meme format
This Meme format arouses me
If someone doesn't like the Gru format, is it a Despicable meme?
What's the correct format for r/dadjokes ?
[Meta] When I post a joke in here, how do I format the punchline so it doesn't appear until you click it?
Basically, how do I avoid spoiling the joke? Do I have to put some kind of page break before I type the answer?
Why is binary a better format for dubstep than hex?
Because it drops the base
Notice: Local Rap Artist Gershwin has announced that he will release his newest recordings only in the Compact Disk format, and they will be packaged in Periwinkle paper. So just look for:
Gershwin's rapped CD's in blue.
Depending on your date format, if you worked yesterday you could claim to be working twentyfour/seven.
Sorry for the format, just had to share this little gem...
Today at the checkout line in Home Depot, my dad decides to open up the conversation with the cashier with, "You know, one time I met MR. Depot..." Hard to keep a straight face after that one...
What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?
The centaur of attention..... ill see myself out
When flying in V formation one side's often longer than the other. Do you know why that is?
That side has more birds on it
Why don't owls fly in a V formation?
Because if they did they'd be vowels.
Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.
There just happens to be more birds on that side.
My birthday is on July 24th, shame I was born in america. If I was born anywhere else....
my birthday would be 24/7
When ducks are flying south, they fly in a V formation. But one side is always longer. Do you know why?
There's more ducks on that side.
(As told by my father)
My daughter(7) just caught me off guard with this.
Daughter : Whats Nana's middle name?
Me: the same as mommies, I think
Daughter: her middle name is just i think?
I'm so proud. Sorry if I don't know how to format, I tried.
Geese fly in a V-formation for aerodynamics, and when the lead goose gets tired he switches out his position. But one side of the V is almost always longer than the other. Do you know why?
3 unwriten rules of life..
Saw this on sarcasm page on Facebook
3 yr old grandson says, "Papa, where's my sword?"
Papa, "What colour is it?"
3 yr old, "Blue."
Papa, "Where did you see it last?"
3 yr old: "In my hand."
Endless entertainment!
Edit: formatting
The Irony Of It
https://preview.redd.it/xaydp6kv31s51.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=28ef512ec7a376b9708bc3e7ca9cc3f702dae84c
Ducks in Formation
Dad and son look skyward to flying V of ducks.
Dad asks: "Do you know why one side of the V is longer than the other?"
Son: "No, why?"
Dad: "There are more ducks on that side."
Why are silver haired characters so badass?
I wasn't able to carry my case.
Saw the craziest rock formation
I got attacked by a group of Killer Whales moving in formation
The whole thing was very well Orca-Strated.
My wife is into geology and rock formations.
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/8FMv6d1
I just typed up a strongly worded complaint using paragraph formatting tools ...
It was entirely justified!
What's your idea for a perfect date?
MM/DD/YYYY. I find other formats confusing.
A piece of rope walks in to a bar
Rope: One beer, please.
Bartender: We don’t serve rope here.
Rope:walks outside and thinks
Rope:gets an idea, gets excited & messes up its hair
Rope:walks back in to the bar
Rope: One beer, please.
Bartender: Aren’t you that rope I just refused to serve. Rope: Nope, I’m a frayed knot.
Edit: Formatting.
Coach: Alright team, let’s get in formation.
Me: Sure coach. Information about what?
Coach: You’re cut.
My English Professor got weirdly angry at the formatting of my essay.
Cliffs are my favorite geographic formation.
But they have one downside.
Hey, this is my first reddit post but I need help. I think I accidentally deleted everything on my computer.
.....sorry for formatting.
Son: what was the first dad joke in history?
Dad: probably I’mroglyphics
Son: I’mroglyphics?
Dad: Hieroglyphics I’m dad!
Edit: formatting
If the leaning tower of Pisa was a gemstone, what formation would it be?
When geese fly in a V formation, one side is always longer than the other. Do you know why that is?
There are more birds on that side.
Do you know why one side is longer when birds are flying in a V formation?
Because there’s more birds on that side.
You know how when geese fly they fly in a V formation and one side is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is?
There are more geese on that side.
When birds fly in a 'V' formation, why is one side always longer?
Because there's more birds in it.
When birds fly in the V formation, why is one side of the V longer than the other?
There’s more birds on one side.
Have you ever noticed
That when geese fly South for the winter in a V formation one side of the V is always longer than the other. You know why ?
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There are more geese in that line
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