I just realized that my calculator is missing the minus button.
But on the plus side, it still works.
π︎ 690
π
︎ Apr 08 2021
If you hit a math textbook with a calculator...
...would the calculator be considered a weapon of math destruction?
π︎ 67
π
︎ Apr 29 2021
My calculator is very old
But I can always count on it
π︎ 75
π
︎ Apr 22 2021
What works faster than a calculator?
π︎ 9k
π
︎ Dec 30 2020
My calculator only has enough power left to do one calculation
I really have to make it count
π︎ 4k
π
︎ Jan 01 2021
What do you call a calculator that works instantly?
π︎ 13k
π
︎ Nov 01 2020
Playing rainbow six using Calculator as a controller
π︎ 4k
π
︎ Aug 22 2020
I just can't understand why my calculator stopped working....
π︎ 16
π
︎ Feb 26 2021
When people think of calculators they think the buttons are the most important thing
But it's what's inside that counts
π︎ 12k
π
︎ Apr 23 2020
A minute ago my calculator was fine and now, mysteriously, it's not working.
Something just doesn't add up.
π︎ 8
π
︎ Jan 26 2021
Whenever I am in doubt, I resort to using my calculator.
I can always count on it.
π︎ 3
π
︎ Jan 03 2021
Ah yes the calculator
π︎ 36
π
︎ Sep 02 2020
Ive checked and checked and i just cant work out why my calculator has stopped working!!!
It just doesnβt add up.
π︎ 7
π
︎ Nov 16 2020
A boy breaks his calculator just before a big math test
From the shelf beside him, an abacus says "Dont worry kid, you can always count on me"
π︎ 15
π
︎ Jul 10 2020
When I was young, I once asked my dad for a pocket calculator, but he said no.
He said, βWho cares how many pockets you have?β
π︎ 48
π
︎ May 19 2020
The TSA detained a passenger in possession of a slide rule, compass and calculator...
They said he was carrying weapons of math instruction, and was a member of the Alge-bra movement.
π︎ 4
π
︎ May 22 2020
Just wondering, if you push the buttons on a calculator really fast ...
... does it become a calcu-earlier?
π︎ 9
π
︎ Apr 16 2020
I got a really ugly looking calculator for Christmas.
But it is what is on the inside that counts.
π︎ 678
π
︎ Dec 18 2018
Where does the evil calculator go when he dies?
π︎ 30
π
︎ Dec 02 2019
Why are calculators so dependable?
Because you can always count on them
π︎ 15
π
︎ Nov 03 2019
Girlfriend got mad when I gave her a box full of ants with calculators for valentines day
Don't understand why, she'd always told me it's little things that count?
π︎ 15
π
︎ Feb 22 2020
Everyone is so surprised after getting hit by a calculator...
... I guess they weren't counting on it
π︎ 314
π
︎ Aug 06 2018
Why did I get a tattoo of a calculator?
So you can always count on me.
π︎ 89
π
︎ Oct 16 2018
I gave my son a calculator named βThoughtβ.
Itβs the thought that counts.
π︎ 20
π
︎ May 16 2019
I handed my dad a calculator for his birthday. with a dissapointed scowl on his face, he asked me...
π︎ 5
π
︎ Nov 18 2019
I found a box of discarded calculators and I just had to rescue them because...
π︎ 43
π
︎ May 07 2019
Why did the protractor marry the calculator?
It was a math made in heaven.
π︎ 7
π
︎ Oct 08 2019
I might buy you an exploding calculator...
π︎ 21
π
︎ Aug 02 2019
What do you get when you cross a calculator and a friend?
A friend you can count on!
π︎ 95
π
︎ Nov 23 2016
I don't know why people carry pocket calculators
I can tell how many pockets I have without one.
π︎ 19
π
︎ Dec 23 2018
My best friend ia a calculator...
Iβve always been able to count on him.
Is* in the title.
π︎ 3
π
︎ Jun 09 2019
What works faster than a calculator?
π︎ 102
π
︎ Mar 27 2021
What works faster than a calculator?
π︎ 19
π
︎ Mar 27 2021
What works faster than a calculator?
π︎ 24
π
︎ Mar 26 2021
What works faster than a calculator?
π︎ 99
π
︎ Jan 17 2021
What works faster than a calculator?
π︎ 89
π
︎ Jan 15 2021
Whatβs Faster Than a Calculator
π︎ 19
π
︎ Jan 19 2021
I donβt understand why my calculator just stopped working.
It just doesnβt add up.
π︎ 19
π
︎ Oct 28 2020
I canβt understand why my calculator just stopped working
π︎ 59
π
︎ Oct 18 2020
I can't understand why my calculator just stopped working
π︎ 30
π
︎ Oct 19 2020
What do you call a calculator that works instantly?
π︎ 7
π
︎ Nov 17 2020
I canβt understand why my calculator wont work.
It just doesnβt add up.
π︎ 9
π
︎ Oct 18 2020
My calculator is missing the minus button....
But on the plus side it still works.
π︎ 230
π
︎ Jan 26 2020
I asked my dad if he could buy me a pocket calculator.
He said, βWhy? You donβt know how many pockets you have?β
π︎ 19
π
︎ Mar 29 2020
Weird how my calculator has stopped working...
π︎ 16
π
︎ Jun 24 2019
My calculator is missing the minus button.
But on the plus side, ...it still works.
π︎ 377
π
︎ Aug 05 2018
My calculator is missing the minus button.
But on the plus side,...it still works.
π︎ 130
π
︎ Oct 18 2018
I have an old calculator thatβs missing the minus button.
But on the plus side, it still works.
π︎ 50
π
︎ Jun 18 2019
I was thinking of buying a pocket calculator.
but then I thought, "who cares how many pockets I have?"
π︎ 861
π
︎ Aug 04 2014
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