I feel like this year was all about butts and twerking

You know what they say, hindsight is 2020

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nee316
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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**Do you know why Twerking gives you so much Attention?**

Because they're nothing but just Asterisks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Death_By_Pun
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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My wife can't stop twerking.

I don't mean she's addicted to it anything, but we hit a bump in the car 3 days ago and her butt is still jiggling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EdHoovis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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I want to make a Miley Cyrus joke, but it's not twerking
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwkwardGinger
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2013
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Asked my dad if he knew what twerking was today...

"Isn't that like being on twitter at work or something?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeddybearRape
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2013
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My coworker and I were talking about twerking

And the boss tells us, "Get back twerk!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IBrokeMyCloset
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2014
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Discussion on Twerking

Having a dinner conversation on employment before being asked by my dad what twerking was, when he came out with 'unemployment isn't twerking'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahronp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2014
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I hurt my bottom after shaking it in the office

It was a twerk place injury

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndrewMacSydney
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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How can you tell if a booty is operational?

It twerks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jodandinero
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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How do dancers ensure job continuity during the Covid crisis?

They twerk from home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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How is Miley Cyrus spending her quarantine days?

She’s twerking from home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Twerk it harder
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatFag
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2013
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Miley Cyrus was gonna hit Covid like a wrecking ball

But it didn’t twerk out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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Watch Me Twerk.

We were in the car on the way to mass when my dad asked us if we wanted to see him twerk. My sister said sure and he farted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sebastheturd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2014
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There is a new computer virus going around dubbed the Miley Virus

Computers that get infected stop twerking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomwalls3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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I keep trying to come up with a pun about hip hop dancing...

...but it's just not twerking. I hope everyone will just let this slide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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My computer must be infected with the Cyrus Virus.

It stopped twerking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2018
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Miley Cyrus refused to dance with Pinnochio...

she said it Wooden Twerk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/milesmac
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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When your dad goes to the strip club...

...are you twerking hard, or hardly twerking?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theslimbox
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2017
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Dad joked by a guy I had just met in a bar.

I mentioned that I can't twerk, and I try when I am in the shower so no one can see me.

Him: That sounds dangerous!

Me: Yeah, its pretty slippery.

Him: But, if you get hurt you can file for twerkman's comp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Natty_Ice
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2014
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I tested out my new bum shaking machine today

It twerks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m_eight
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2014
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The mad scientist built a dancing robot.

It's so crazy, it might just twerk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RichNCrispy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2017
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On the tip of my toungue

I've been trying to think of a Miley Cyrus joke for a while now, but i can't get it twerk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NewtEmpire
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2013
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If mississippi wears a new jersey...

... what will delaware, idahoue idahoe, alaska

Edit: many stupid, much textfix Edit2: much more many stupid, didn twerk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edwendscha
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2016
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My dad is not cool

My dad walks in while I'm watching tv and starts wiggling his bum and says 'what am I doing?'. I look at him in confused silence. Then he says 'I'm going to twerk'. facepalm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jibbletslap
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2014
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Miley Cyrus....

"So Miley and her fiancΓ© broke up.... I hope they can twerk it out"

I have no idea where he stole it from but it was golden when he said it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WayTooSWOLE
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2013
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What does Miley Cyrus say after getting paid for a concert?

All in a days twerk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MPHRD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2014
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I hurt my bottom after shaking it in the office

It was a twerk place injury.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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