You know what they say, hindsight is 2020
Because they're nothing but just Asterisks
I don't mean she's addicted to it anything, but we hit a bump in the car 3 days ago and her butt is still jiggling.
"Isn't that like being on twitter at work or something?"
And the boss tells us, "Get back twerk!"
Having a dinner conversation on employment before being asked by my dad what twerking was, when he came out with 'unemployment isn't twerking'
Who are currently twerking from home.
It was a twerk place injury
It twerks
They twerk from home.
She’s twerking from home.
But it didn’t twerk out.
We were in the car on the way to mass when my dad asked us if we wanted to see him twerk. My sister said sure and he farted.
Computers that get infected stop twerking.
...but it's just not twerking. I hope everyone will just let this slide.
It stopped twerking.
she said it Wooden Twerk.
...are you twerking hard, or hardly twerking?
I mentioned that I can't twerk, and I try when I am in the shower so no one can see me.
Him: That sounds dangerous!
Me: Yeah, its pretty slippery.
Him: But, if you get hurt you can file for twerkman's comp.
It twerks
It's so crazy, it might just twerk.
I've been trying to think of a Miley Cyrus joke for a while now, but i can't get it twerk.
... what will delaware, idahoue idahoe, alaska
Edit: many stupid, much textfix Edit2: much more many stupid, didn twerk
My dad walks in while I'm watching tv and starts wiggling his bum and says 'what am I doing?'. I look at him in confused silence. Then he says 'I'm going to twerk'. facepalm
"So Miley and her fiancé broke up.... I hope they can twerk it out"
I have no idea where he stole it from but it was golden when he said it
It was a twerk place injury.
