Love this sub, so here's a round of applause to show you my appreciation.
So my dog messed up and I told him to give himself a round of applause...
and then I thought, "well for you, it'd be a round of a-paws"
When I was younger, I had so much unprotected sex, I didn't get the clap
I got a round of applause.
Dadjoked my wife
my wife came home from the grocery store, and said "I gotta bring in the groceries, could you give me a hand?"
I start clapping. and say "would you also like a round of applause?" and start clapping in a circle.
she just rolled her eyes
It's my dad's birthday today
Me: I honestly don't know what to give you this year.
Dad: Can you clap three times?
I clap
Dad: Thanks for giving me a round of applause.
Happy birthday dad
