We were in the car on the way to mass when my dad asked us if we wanted to see him twerk. My sister said sure and he farted.
You know what they say, hindsight is 2020
It was a twerk place injury
It twerks
They twerk from home.
Because they're nothing but just Asterisks
I don't mean she's addicted to it anything, but we hit a bump in the car 3 days ago and her butt is still jiggling.
But it didnβt twerk out.
Sheβs twerking from home.
"Isn't that like being on twitter at work or something?"
Computers that get infected stop twerking.
And the boss tells us, "Get back twerk!"
Having a dinner conversation on employment before being asked by my dad what twerking was, when he came out with 'unemployment isn't twerking'
...but it's just not twerking. I hope everyone will just let this slide.
she said it Wooden Twerk.
I mentioned that I can't twerk, and I try when I am in the shower so no one can see me.
Him: That sounds dangerous!
Me: Yeah, its pretty slippery.
Him: But, if you get hurt you can file for twerkman's comp.
It twerks
It stopped twerking.
It's so crazy, it might just twerk.
I've been trying to think of a Miley Cyrus joke for a while now, but i can't get it twerk.
...are you twerking hard, or hardly twerking?
... what will delaware, idahoue idahoe, alaska
Edit: many stupid, much textfix Edit2: much more many stupid, didn twerk
Twerk over time
My dad walks in while I'm watching tv and starts wiggling his bum and says 'what am I doing?'. I look at him in confused silence. Then he says 'I'm going to twerk'. facepalm
"So Miley and her fiancΓ© broke up.... I hope they can twerk it out"
I have no idea where he stole it from but it was golden when he said it
It was a twerk place injury.
