Tropical Storm Puns

but they never say when it’ll hit.

Tropical Storm Dorian is coming. It's going to have a real jazzy feel. Hopefully there aren't any #7s that come with it or it might turn into a Minor Major storm

I used to be a hurricane but now I'm depressed.

for those off the East coast of Florida, it looks like a foot of rain.

It’s also projected to weaken in strength, and will be called Tropical Storm Bud Light.

In the ocean, swimming in the gulf while the tropical storm is kind of nearby.

Waves are huge, fun times.

Wife says: "it's like the waves are small, and then they get larger and larger and then go back to small again."

I said "Well, honey, they do come in...waves."

At least the guy next to me laughed.