Tired of the cold, Superman traded the Fortress of Solitude for a house in Italy...
He invited Lois Lane to visit. Her plane was late, and she called the house to ask directions. He answered and told her:
"Take the last train to Clark's villa, and I'll meet you at the station."
I recently traded in my manual transmission car for an automatic.
In addition to Taiwan, the US has also sold torpedoes to Vietnam. Rather than pay money, they traded with a huge bulk of food. The weapons are now called ...
Pho Ton Torpedoes.
(A consequence of reading a front page post about the sale to Taiwan while watching ST:TNG.)
We had a car that was Front Wheel Drive and a truck that was Rear Wheel Drive, but we traded them both for on SUV
And now it's All We'll Drive!
My friend traded an old jalopy for a citrus fruit...
My friend the farmer traded his tractor for a flock of seabirds...
I just traded our luxury bed for a trampoline
Did you hear about the crazy hunter that traded in his bow for sword?
It turns out he was de-ranged.
I traded in my dead batteries at the library today
If I traded him a full chair this would still cost an arm and a leg.
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My dad told me he traded in his car...
I traded my leprechaun for a nintendo switch for my son's birthday.
It was a small price to pay.
Since the very beginning, man has been panning for gold and using it as trade.
Our ancestors called it the prime-ore-deal soup
I can't believe I was able to trade a piece of fruit for a measuring device.
What kind of photos would chickens trade on tinder?
What has two thumbs and won't let them go?
My kid
Seriously, give me back my thumbs
Told my wife when she turns 40, I was gonna have to trade her in on 2, 20's
She said that I wasn't wired for it.....
I got banned from the buy sell trade group for this but it was worth it.
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Hope that job doesn’t suck
Dad: I got a PS5 for my son.
It was the best trade I've ever made.
What do you call it when a woman trades sex for a tattoo?
I tried to trade a deer for fireworks
I want the best bang for my buck
What do vampires do when they are trying to fall asleep?
I am trading in my sailboat for a motor boat.
I need to go on a power trip.
A door to door salesman knocked on my door and before I could say anything he said, "A person's regular occupation, profession, or trade..."
Just from the first sentence, I knew he meant business.
i love collecting political trading cards
the one of the president of the united states is definitely my trump card
Why is the head sister usually known as a jack-of-all-trades?
Because she's a master of nun.
Trade
I got a gun for my wife....................
It was a GOOD trade!!!
Why did Sauron trade in his sports car for a sedan?
My grandparents disowned me after I joined the trades as a brick-layer.
They eventually reconciled after I got a promotion, but still consider me as a meh-son.
I saw a sign that said 'watch for children'
that was a really good trade
An armed robber bursts into a store one day.
Pointing his firearm at two cashiers, he shouts “hand over the contents of the cash register! I need it to set myself up in a trade or profession...you know, a habitual occupation followed for a livelihood and involving commercial transactions!”
Cashier 1: “What do we do?”
Cashier 2: “Do what he says, I think he means business!”
I noticed that 80% of woodworkers have bad backs from their trade.
So I’m starting a lumbar support group.
Just dad joked the owner of my company
So I'm normally an electrician by trade, but work has been slow lately, so I've been helping one of his friends with some of the concrete work in a small housing development close to the shop. Well he came out and started talking to me about what I've gotten done since this morning, I told him and he goes "This is getting you great electrical experience!" I kinda laugh and reply back "Yeah, I'm learning all about grounding." He turned and walked away, but I about died laughing.
For all those saying they are done with 2020
Please trade me. I’m tired of wearing my glasses.
I'm thinking about going into day trading. If anyone is interested, hit me up.
I have a Monday or Wednesday I can trade you for an extra Saturday or Sunday.
Did you hear about the woman who was approaching men wanting to trade sex for a spaghetti dinner?
She was arrested for pasta-tution
I lost 15 pounds on my Wii Fit
It was the best trade-in deal I could find
I saw a sign that said "watch for children" and I thought...
..."That sounds like a fair trade."
Did you hear about the Punjabi polymath who makes flatbread for a living?
He's a jack of all trades, master of naan.
Just got a ps5 for my kids.
I just got a ps5 for my little brother.
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