What currency do graveyard groundskeepers trade with?
What does John Legend say when he wants to trade crypto with you?
Give yours alts to me, I'll give my alts to you....🎵
I am a butcher by trade & yesterday I accidently backed into the meat grinder
I got a little behind in my work
If you’re teaching a new plumber the ropes of the trade you’re technically…
I can't believe I was able to trade a piece of fruit for a measuring device.
Since the very beginning, man has been panning for gold and using it as trade.
Our ancestors called it the prime-ore-deal soup
I got banned from the buy sell trade group for this but it was worth it. imgur.com/jrZ6LX8
What kind of photos would chickens trade on tinder?
Told my wife when she turns 40, I was gonna have to trade her in on 2, 20's
She said that I wasn't wired for it.....
What do you call it when a woman trades sex for a tattoo?
I tried to trade a deer for fireworks
I want the best bang for my buck
A door to door salesman knocked on my door and before I could say anything he said, "A person's regular occupation, profession, or trade..."
Just from the first sentence, I knew he meant business.
Why is the head sister usually known as a jack-of-all-trades?
Because she's a master of nun.
Why did Sauron trade in his sports car for a sedan?
I got a gun for my wife....................
It was a GOOD trade!!!
My grandparents disowned me after I joined the trades as a brick-layer.
They eventually reconciled after I got a promotion, but still consider me as a meh-son.
I noticed that 80% of woodworkers have bad backs from their trade.
So I’m starting a lumbar support group.
Did you hear about the woman who was approaching men wanting to trade sex for a spaghetti dinner?
She was arrested for pasta-tution
What kind of boat do sailors learn their trade on?
What's the trade name of a robot nun?
What do you call a person who trades rubber tyres for a living?
As a US citizen, seeing all of these trade wars occuring with our country has me tarrified.
A customer called today looking for "organic, vegan, free-trade personal lubricant"
I've finally found a way to beat my meat cruelty free.
What do you call a gathering of T-Rex to share their art and trade good?
Why has it always been One Week since Trump threatened a trade war?
Because he's playing chicken with China, the Chinese chicken.
Hitting a deer with your car is always an unfair trade.
You're out the cost of the insurance deductible, but nature is only out a buck.
Before money people used to trade things like venison.
A house cost twenty bucks.
How did the economist describe the trade wars?
When I trade four quarters for a paper dollar
my $1 bill is the ex-change
I'm a little low on money at the moment to buy Injustice 2. I plan on trading games back to GameStop even though I will get next to nothing for it. I'll even trade in my original Injustice game for it...
that's what I call poetic injustice.
Bakers only trade bread recipes...
on a knead-to-know basis.
How would you describe the worst trade the Boston Red Sox ever made
Bring your kids to work day today. So I brought my buoys. Guess I'll show them the ropes of the trade imgur.com/u1UpGr3
Did you hear that Egyptian cotton is now mostly fair trade?
Apparently they're planting it in fair rows.
Edit: Several thousand tons of mummified animals have been used as fertiliser.
Where Do Cows Trade Milk?
The Moo York Stock Exchange
I've been practicing the Dadjoke trade on my girlfriend
So my girlfriend was doing some readings from her law textbook, and I was looking over her shoulder reading the thrilling book.
Me: "WHO's the World Health Organisation."
Her: "Ha. Ha."