Track Meet Puns

took me to Dairy Queen. As he handed me my medium Skor Blizzard he said, "Here you go, a DQ you can feel good about." I laughed and felt better.

"......gneiss guys finish last."

Proving once again that gneiss guys finish last.

when I took off my jeans and the change in my pocket went all over the floor. So guy from another team in the stall next to me than responded with

"oh are you have trouble with the change ?"

We both had ourselves a good chuckle

Before every high school track meet, Dad would supply me with these two nuggets of wisdom:

"To run you must move your legs quickly" "The trick to winning a race is to get to the finish line before the other guy"

One goes to track meat, and the other goes to a track meet.

We were discussing track at dinner when this happened: Dad: So, you're having your meet tomorrow, right?
Me: What? We're having steak?
[hearty laughter]
Dad: So, you're having your running meet tomorrow?
Sister: It's still alive?!

(She recently started track in school)

Sis: Is it okay if I leave something from my backpack in your car?

Dad: Yeah why wouldn't it be?

Sis: Well it's my sports bra.

Dad: Oh don't worry. You have a meet today and I was planning on wearing it--

Me: --To help support.