Toy Gun Puns

A list of puns related to "Toy Gun"

You know your uncle went to WWII with a toy gun

He had nerfs of steel

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👤︎ u/Ramiel01
📅︎ Dec 16 2019
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I live in a hood and bough my kid a toy gun

We call it pack-n-play

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👤︎ u/PLUMBUM2
📅︎ Aug 31 2019
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Two original dad jokes for you that involve our dog Habibi

Our new puppy is named Habibi but we all call her Bibi for short. Here are two real dad jokes I've told about her in the past few weeks:

  • What do you call it when Bibi eats one of the Star Wars toys?

Bibi ate

  • What do you call it when Bibi shoots out tiny poop pellets instead of her normal poops?

Bibi gun

Thank you, thank you. bows

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👤︎ u/jjjmills
📅︎ Jan 27 2021
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Dad joked my friend

My friend said he wanted the squirt gun that shoots jelly from the island of misfit toys. I told him it would probably jam a lot and asked him if it was standard issue for the US Army Preserves.

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👤︎ u/SirBrentsworth
📅︎ Dec 24 2013
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