The toucan once faced fierce competition in it's ecological niche.
Eventually, though, it came to dominate the toucannot.
How do you call a Toucan who is supportive of you?
destroy capitalism toucan
Hey! Toucan eat here at once
How does Toucan Sam wear a belt?
He puts it through his loops
How Do You Divide a Toucan?
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun.
They are looking for a cereal killer.
Who will join me in a bird pun exchange? TOUCAN Play at This Game
My wife was describing the pair of Toucans the zoo recently acquired.
I responded "You mean a four-can?" She rolled her eyes.
Can three birds dance?
No but toucan.
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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ideally three, but Toucan.
No one bird can eat a box or fruit loops...
Not everyone is able to fly...
My 2 pet birds got stuck together, so I took them to the vets to see what they could do.
Apparently, he couldn't do anything, because it was just....
Toucan-fusing.
I heard y'all don't like bird jokes
This could get a little hawkward
My dad keeps sneaking bird references into his sentences
Well, toucan play that game.
Stolen from Dad Jokes
Ya'll making puns huh?
Toucan play at that game!
Pet owner: "Vet , my birds are stuck together."
Vet: "I'm sorry, I don't understand. It's toucan fusing."
How much soda do you have to drink before it tastes like birds?
(My grandpa’s Joke) When we went to Costa Rica, we didn’t see one can
How many birds can fit in a cage at once
One bird can't finish an entire bowl of Froot Loops
What number can fly like a bird?
My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.
Well, toucan play that game.
How many peaches are in these two cans?
Depends on how much those toucans eat
My wife brought home a parakeet yesterday. When she comes home, she’s in for a surprise because ...
Toucan play at this game.
Which prime number can go into 4?
I stubbed my toe and got scolded by my parents for yelling “What the duck”
They were angry that I used fowl language
I opened up an exotic bird store next to my rival.
Cause toucan play that game....
I’ll show myself to the door 🤦🏻♂️
How many birds can use their huge beak to peel fruit?
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns.
Toucan play at that game.
My dad used to annoy me with bird puns.
But now I realize toucan play that game.
Bird Puns?
Toucan play at that game.
How many tropical birds does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many birds does it take to change a light bulb?
Normally three, but Toucan.
How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ideally three, but Toucan.
How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ideally three, but toucan
How many birds does it take to change a light?
Sometimes 3, but usually toucan!
Bird
One bird can't rule the world but Toucan.
How many birds does it take to change a light bulb?
Ideally three, but Toucan.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns
But toucan play that game
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