*Laughs in Toucan*
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︎ Feb 12 2020
The toucan once faced fierce competition in it's ecological niche.
Eventually, though, it came to dominate the toucannot.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
How do you call a Toucan who is supportive of you?
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︎ Jul 01 2020
destroy capitalism toucan
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︎ Nov 09 2019
Toucan not unsee it
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︎ Jul 11 2019
Hey! Toucan eat here at once
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︎ Mar 25 2019
How does Toucan Sam wear a belt?
He puts it through his loops
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︎ Sep 23 2019
How Do You Divide a Toucan?
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︎ Sep 17 2019
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︎ Jul 13 2017
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
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︎ Mar 02 2019
Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun.
They are looking for a cereal killer.
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︎ Feb 12 2019
Who will join me in a bird pun exchange? TOUCAN Play at This Game
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︎ Feb 14 2018
My wife was describing the pair of Toucans the zoo recently acquired.
I responded "You mean a four-can?" She rolled her eyes.
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︎ Oct 23 2016
Beware!
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︎ Nov 08 2020
How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ideally three, but Toucan.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
No one bird can eat a box or fruit loops...
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︎ Apr 11 2021
Not everyone is able to fly...
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︎ Mar 27 2021
My 2 pet birds got stuck together, so I took them to the vets to see what they could do.
Apparently, he couldn't do anything, because it was just....
Toucan-fusing.
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︎ Mar 29 2021
I heard y'all don't like bird jokes
This could get a little hawkward
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︎ Jan 24 2021
My dad keeps sneaking bird references into his sentences
Well, toucan play that game.
Stolen from Dad Jokes
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︎ Mar 07 2021
Ya'll making puns huh?
Toucan play at that game!
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︎ Jan 04 2021
What can one parrot do?
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Pet owner: "Vet , my birds are stuck together."
Vet: "I'm sorry, I don't understand. It's toucan fusing."
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Communist bird
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︎ Sep 11 2019
How much soda do you have to drink before it tastes like birds?
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︎ Jun 02 2020
(My grandpaβs Joke) When we went to Costa Rica, we didnβt see one can
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︎ Oct 25 2020
How many birds can fit in a cage at once
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︎ Jul 11 2020
One bird can't finish an entire bowl of Froot Loops
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︎ Aug 21 2020
How many peaches are in these two cans?
Depends on how much those toucans eat
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︎ Sep 06 2020
What number can fly like a bird?
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︎ Jun 09 2020
My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.
Well, toucan play that game.
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︎ Mar 25 2020
My wife brought home a parakeet yesterday. When she comes home, sheβs in for a surprise because ...
Toucan play at this game.
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︎ Aug 22 2020
Which prime number can go into 4?
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︎ Nov 14 2017
I stubbed my toe and got scolded by my parents for yelling βWhat the duckβ
They were angry that I used fowl language
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︎ Aug 13 2018
I opened up an exotic bird store next to my rival.
Cause toucan play that game....
Iβll show myself to the door π€¦π»ββοΈ
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︎ Mar 07 2020
How many birds can use their huge beak to peel fruit?
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︎ Apr 03 2020
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns.
Toucan play at that game.
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︎ Feb 25 2021
My dad used to annoy me with bird puns.
But now I realize toucan play that game.
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Bird Puns?
Toucan play at that game.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
How many tropical birds does it take to change a lightbulb?
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︎ Jul 18 2020
How many birds does it take to change a light bulb?
Normally three, but Toucan.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ideally three, but Toucan.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ideally three, but toucan
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︎ Jul 21 2020
How many birds does it take to change a light?
Sometimes 3, but usually toucan!
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︎ Jul 19 2020
Bird
One bird can't rule the world but Toucan.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
How many birds does it take to change a light bulb?
Ideally three, but Toucan.
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︎ Aug 18 2020
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns
But toucan play that game
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︎ Jun 01 2020
I canβt fly.
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