Did you hear about the ice that got tickled and only partially melted?
It’s snow laughing matter.
Read to have your ribs tickled.
This tickled my funny bone...
I tickled my pet octopus nine times but he didn't laugh.
I guess he needs ten tickles.
My daughter tickled me today so I tickled her back
Tickled myself with this one the other day.
Driving home from work, I saw a house with a sign out front that read: "Free manure." I said to myself, "I bet that guy is full of shit."
I am a dad, by the way, but sadly none of my family was there for that one.
When I was about 9 or 10, my whole family was in my parents' bed watching cartoons. I tickled my brother and he accidentally pushed my mother out of the bed with his spastic reaction...
Pissed, she said something angry like "Joshua, be careful, you could have killed me!"
My dad didn't miss a beat: "Well it was an accident, so it wouldn't be considered mattress-cide anyway."
How many tickles does in take to make an octopus laugh?
How many tickles must you give a squid to make it laugh ?
My son elbowed me in the mouth during a tickle fight
But that's ok. It was acci-dental.
What does every tickle me Elmo get before they leave the factory?
What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?
What do you call a practice tickle?
How do you know if a Tickle Me Elmo works?
Give it a couple test-tickles!
A skeleton came up to me and said "tickle my funny-bone"
What do you call an exam that makes you laugh?
How do you tickle a rich girl?
Why do your fingers always like to tickle?
Because they have cu-tickles!
Why can't you tickle a sailor?
Because they're nautical-ish
How can you tell if your girlfriend is ticklish?
If someone dies while you’re tickling them, would you be charged with murder…
What noise do rich people make when they tickle someone?
The quality of education is so poor today that some people don't even know the difference between a checklist and a ticklist!
Checklist: a tool for ensuring coverage of a subject can be completed with a check mark of some form, for instance, a cross, a tick, etc.
Ticklist: someone who is tickling you.
How do sharks share memes?
The secret service aren’t allowed to yell “GET DOWN” anymore if the president is about to be attacked.
Instead they say, “DONALD, Duck!”
It was my first day on the job at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. My boss gave me the easiest, but most important, job on the assembly line. After a few hours, my boss frantically ran to my station to check in on me. "Why are you so far behind? Why are marbles and thread scattered everywhere?"
"Sorry boss... I just can't keep up! You told me to give each Elmo two test tickles!"
This should tickle your funny bone.
Why was the piano laughing?
Because I was tickling his ivories
Me and my kids were tickling their mom...
I said, 'tickle her under her chin', my daughter said 'which one!'
How do you make a pheromone?
Tell him to let your people go.
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8?
No.... it’s ten. Ten-tickles. 🐙
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Ten tickles....
I’m not sorry.
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What do you say when you tickle a millionaire?
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Why can't you tickle a sailor?
Because they're nautical-ish.
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How many tickles does it take to tickle a squid?
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What does every Tickle Me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?
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Why can't you tickle a sailor?
Because they're nautical-ish.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus start laughing? (Hint: Not 8)
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