Never make love to a thin piece of wood without using protection.
If you forget, you might get a veneereal disease.
My Wife got a thin crust pizza for dinner. It reminded me a lot of myself:
No dough and lots of cheese.
It doesn’t matter if you’re tall, short, fat, thin, rich, poor, at the end of the day....
My wife was making gravy for dinner, and she added some corn starch, but it got too thick. To thin it out she added some water, but then it was too thin again. It went back and forth a few times before I said...
Ahh. I get it. It’s a viscous cycle.
Apparently a lot of sniffer dogs are just vanishing into thin air.
Police say, they have several leads.
People ask me why you so thin
I've been trying out some new knitting patterns, but I think my yarn is too thin
My uncle's friend won the Olympic gold with an epee made from a disposable thin metal sheet often used in cooking...
It was a good aluminum foil
How does the Queen (of England) stay so thin?
She keeps all her pounds in the bank.
You've heard of Newton's laws, but have you heard of Cole's law?
I don't like thin pancakes..
What do you a thin turtle that is a god?
What do you call a tall, thin girl with big feet?
I tried to rob a bank but the vault was covered in a thin layer of aluminum
Needless to say, my plans were foiled
I walked into a bank, pointed a long, thin piece of wood at the ceiling and shouted…
I'm going to show you a magic trick and make two bras out of thin air
*pulls candy bar out of thin air*
Kid: WOW are you a magician?
Me: no, but I have a couple of twix up my sleeve
Just told my wife this one after she said she was fat, I'm in trouble
Wife : "I feel fat, do you still love me?"
Me : "I'll love you thru Thikk and thin"
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line.
Only a fraction of people will understand this
My dad gave me the golden dad joke medal for this one...
Me: You've heard of Murphy's Law, right?
Mum: Yeah.
Me: What is it?
Mum: It's to do with bad luck.
Me: Cool, have you heard of Cole's Law?
Mum: No. What is it?
Me: It's thinly sliced cabbage
You can’t just manufacture a dad joke out of thin air!
I’d at least need my tool box.
Why did the witch get rid of her new broom?
It was a bit thin and she couldn't get used to driving a stick.
Someone keeps putting very thin sheet metal around my garden...
They keep foiling my plot!
My mate Dave told me he’s started shaving his head to hide his thinning hair.
I think it’s a pretty bald strategy.
We all know about Murphy’s Law: anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole’s Law?
It’s thinly sliced cabbage
A friend of mine spotted a customer who looked quite thin
A man was on trial for producing cents covered in a thin layer of gold...
My workmate's patience is running thin
What do you call two thin guys hanging on your wall above a window ...
My friend said "My patience is running paper thin right now"
A preacher with a lisp hired a sinner to paint his church. To save money, the sinner man added water into the paint can. It didn’t work well. The preacher told him:
Young man, you need to repaint and thin no more.
I replaced my bowstring with a thin tree limb.
It will break eventually, but it hasn't yet, so I'll nock on wood!
What do you call white thin bricks
I miss my SO a lot. I end up kissing and hugging thin air and she says it makes me look ridiculous. How do I recalibrate my aim? (r/fifthworldproblems)
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If soft drinks came long, thin, wooden tubes, it would be fantastick.
I'd just like to thank my legs for supporting me through thick and thin.
And my arms for being by my side for all these years.
What’s white, thin, and colored on by kids?
What do you call a thin skeleton?
My magician friend’s signature trick is to make cute kittens appear out of thin air.
His stage name is The Wizard of Awwws.
I walked into a bank, pointed a long, thin piece of wood at the ceiling and shouted…
We all know about Murphy’s Law: anything that can go wrong will go wrong
But have you heard of Cole’s Law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage
How did the magician make a candy bar appear out of thin air?
He had a lot of Twix up his sleeve
If you’ve heard of Murphy’s law, which is that anything that can go wrong will go wrong, then have you heard of Cole’s law?
It’s thinly sliced cabbage
What is the difference between Murphys Law and Coles Law?
Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.
What is the difference between Murphys Law and Coles Law?
Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.
We all know about Murphy’s Law – Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole’s Law?
It’s thinly sliced cabbage.
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