I think it’s a pretty bald strategy.
It’s night
Police say, they have several leads.
Ahh. I get it. It’s a viscous cycle.
It was a good aluminum foil
Sorry wrong thread
She keeps all her pounds in the bank.
Elle
They just crepe me out.
Only a fraction of people will understand this
Abracadabra
Needless to say, my plans were foiled
"This is a stick up!"
Kid: WOW are you a magician?
Me: no, but I have a couple of twix up my sleeve
I’d at least need my tool box.
They keep foiling my plot!
Young man, you need to repaint and thin no more.
Me: You've heard of Murphy's Law, right?
Mum: Yeah.
Me: What is it?
Mum: It's to do with bad luck.
Me: Cool, have you heard of Cole's Law?
Mum: No. What is it?
Me: It's thinly sliced cabbage
She said I wish you would put as much effort into life as you do your shitty jokes. It wasnt even that bad.
The man on the news said "...in the run up to christmas stores are already announcing record sales" I said "thats not news HMV* announces record sales everyday".
*HMV is a music shop.
They found him gilt-y.
A painter is desperate and bids low for a contract to paint the outside of a church. He figures he could still make a profit by adding water to the paint. He wins the contract.
He goes out one sunny day and after a long day's work, he finishes. Thunder cracks and the rain washes away the paint. A voice from the sky booms, "Repaint and thin no more!"
Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.
Kurt and Rod
I said thats tearable
I'm absolutely gutted...we've been through thick and thin
It will break eventually, but it hasn't yet, so I'll nock on wood!
Blank slates....
And my arms for being by my side for all these years.
Gandhi, by the time he died, he was a very thin and elderly man who had walked almost everywhere he went barefoot causing thick pads on the bottom of his feet. He was also an extremely wise man who many considered a seer, and he ate ethnic Indian cuisine causing bad breath........Turns out he was a super fragile calloused mystic hexed by halitosis.
That is, at least not long enough to learn any of the many, many important things a frog needs to learn in order to be a frog.
You see, a frog needs to be super slick in order to get by. A frog without proper skills, well, he may as well be a toad.
Anyways, every time Mama Frog went about trying to teach Little Hop something, he would just bounce.. and bounce.. and bounce..
And every time Mama Frog had reached her limit of patience, right before giving up, she’d say to Little Hop, “If you keep on keepin’ on hoppin around all aimless, I’m gonna turn you into a toad!”
Which, upon hearing, Little Hop would stop his hop and settle. You see, he knew well enough that he wanted no part of being a toad.
Well, on one particular day, during one such lesson, Little Hop had taken again to bouncing here, and bouncing there - and just about everywhere besides a place he could listen! And on this same particular day, Mama Frog’s patience was worn real, real, thin, you see, and she got sudden filled with a terrible frustration.
And just like a firecracker went off, in a sudden snap, Mama Frog turned Little Hop straight into a toad!
And when it was done, Mama Frog looked at him direct, shook her head, and said..
“I toad you so.”
Narrow Marrow
His stage name is The Wizard of Awwws.
They have no meat on their bones.
"This is a stick up!"
Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.
It’s thinly sliced cabbage
He had a lot of Twix up his sleeve
But have you heard of Cole’s Law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage
