Dilute Puns

A list of puns related to "Dilute"

Why shouldn't anyone tell a chemistry joke?

Because you might not get a reaction.

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👤︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
📅︎ May 20 2020
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I'm addicted to robbing chemistry stores. It is what I live for. I know that it's illegal, I know that it's dangerous. I've even nearly been killed a couple of times. But I don't care,

I'll diluting.

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👤︎ u/analblades
📅︎ May 11 2019
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My New Year's Resolution this year was to get thinner...

I got pretty drunk so I don't remember if I meant to lose weight or buy fluid to dilute paint

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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If you think you can survive on just water

you're diluting yourself.

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👤︎ u/lukewarmandtoasty
📅︎ Aug 02 2014
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College Dad Joke

Someone posted to a group facebook page asking for some help: "I hate to ask this, but is there anyone who is in a library right now or will be tomorrow night who can take the time out to explain to me how to do a serial dilution?"

My friend responded with: "Serial dilution? Simple. Add more milk"

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👤︎ u/king-fisher
📅︎ Dec 12 2013
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