I googled the phrase "missing medieval servant".

It came back with "page not found".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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The word β€œbatman” is used to refer to someone’s personal servant. So, Alfred is actually Batman’s batman
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Inkspotty
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What do you call it when Sherlock Holmes is the servant of Oxygen and Boron?

OB-servant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chalaheadchala1
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What do you call a servant of God? Is it Jesus? Or The Holy Spirit?

Actually, it’s Nun of the above.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Domthehuman1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2017
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The ancient gods of chicken, with thier servants
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Omega_Gammer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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All of my servants called in sick for the day!

Must be a staff infection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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Which one of your servants is always sticking to the roof of your mansion?

Peanut butler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superpond
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A queen heard thunder and asked one of her servants what was that sound?

The servant said lightning McQueen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1273_time
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Insulting bus driver.

A woman got on a bus, holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said, "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind." "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sasquatchit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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Queen Cleopatra and the bath of milk

The royal court of Egypt hires a new bath servant for Queen Cleopatra.

The Queen walks into her royal bath chamber disrobes and climbs into her empty bath.

β€œPlease fill my bath with milk”

β€œPasteurised?”

β€œJust up to my tits will be fine”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChewbaccaNZ
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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Thief

The king had the left hand of his servant removed for stealing. Now he the king's right hand man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/13Ergophobia
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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A Rich Man, his Chef, and his Servant.

There's a rich man that has an Italian chef named Antonio and a Mexican servant named Terry. The rich man requests a meat dish with an Asian kick, so the chef gets to work, but he soon notices that he has no Asian flavoring. Frantically, he sends the servant to get some sauce.

As the rich man becomes increasingly impatient for his meal, the chef calls the servant and asks, "Terry, where are you, and what sauce did you get?"

The servant, pulling into the driveway, replies simply, "Terry aqui!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hammershank
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2015
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I googled the phrase β€œmissing medieval servant”.

It came back with β€œpage not found”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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