There are only two white people in the movie Black Panther
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
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There are 10 types of people in the world:
Those who know binary and those who don't.
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︎ May 27 2021
There are two types of people in the world.
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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︎ Jun 30 2021
A lot of people will be enjoying their day off on the 4th of July
But not fire. fire WORKS on the 4th of July
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︎ Jun 29 2021
People say biker gangs, mafia groups, and billionaires run this country. Wrong. It's the head of the dairy lobby.
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︎ Jun 22 2021
Did you know that Muslims were the LOWEST impacted religious group of people in the pandemic?
They've always required mosques
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︎ Jun 26 2021
Some people were arguing about the most important part of a kitchen.
"The sink is the most important! It's where you get water for cooking, wash your hands, clean fruits and vegetables, and clean the dishes up afterwards."
But another person said,
"The countertop is even more important. It's where the food is prepared. And if the counter weren't there, you wouldn't have a sink at all!"
The first person was shocked. They weren't expecting a counterargument.
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︎ Apr 26 2021
People who donβt know the difference between entomology and etymologyβ¦
Bug me in ways I cannot put into words.
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︎ Jun 21 2021
A lot of people canβt tell the difference between entomology and etymology.
I canβt find the words for how much this bugs me.
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︎ Apr 26 2021
People in Dubai donβt like The Flintstones.
But people in Abu Dhabi do.
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︎ Jun 29 2021
The people of Germany were sure that Hitler would be a heroic leader in 1933.
They were wrong, as he didn't have the balls they were expecting.
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︎ Jun 05 2021
People often ask me why I am willing to build barriers preventing the flow of water for anyone who asks...
I tell them it's because I give a dam.
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︎ May 31 2021
Did you know that some people set things on fire just because they enjoy the smell of them burning?
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︎ Jun 22 2021
A lot of people say the me and my older brother look alike
I agree because I have his jeans
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︎ May 23 2021
What do you call a group of deaf people?
I don't know. But it is definitely not herd.
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︎ Apr 02 2021
These days not a lot of people are named Lance.
But in Medieval times people were named Lancelot.
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︎ Jun 10 2021
I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, but my roommate used it roll up a joint.
Now heβs high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
I received an email where someone made some comments about a group of people called Mark. The subject? ...
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︎ Jun 12 2021
People were creeped out by the backwards version of Fur Elise coming out of Beethoven's grave
Turns out he was just decomposing.
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︎ May 20 2021
To the people who don't take the fear of clowns seriously...
Coulrophobia is no laughing matter.
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︎ May 28 2021
Some people think that being a waiter is a bad job or the result of poor choices...
but hey, at least I put food on the table...
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︎ May 12 2021
79% of people don't know opposite words for the following.
- Always
- Coming
- From
- Take
- Me
- Down
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face"
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︎ Jun 29 2021
Grandma is always saying to me ' Hey what's the name of that German guy again who keeps taking my stuff '
Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.
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︎ Jun 23 2021
There are 10 kinds of people in this world:
Those who understand binary and those who donβt
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︎ Jun 28 2021
What do cannibals serve at the beginning of dinner party?
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︎ Jun 02 2021
SpongeBob may be the main character of the show.
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︎ Jun 16 2021
Why do clocks from the capital of Italy always make people fall in love?
Because they make romantics.
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︎ May 15 2021
you know what drives old people up the wall?
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︎ Mar 08 2021
The number of people older than you....
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︎ May 03 2021
Do you guys know the correct term for short people
β¦ or do you also struggle with gnomenclature??
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︎ May 29 2021
You know what really gets on my nerves, when people chop my legs of...
Then I really can't stand it
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︎ Jun 05 2021
I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81.
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︎ May 25 2021
The one and only acceptable way of advertising
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︎ Jun 25 2021
As we drove past Ikea, my dad began one of his rants βWhy do people want Swedish furniture? The fancy closet in my bedroom was built by a good olβ fashioned local carpenter, none of this foreign import rubbish!β He was surprisingly vocal...
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︎ Apr 24 2021
Did you know that Olive branch is a symbol of peace. People were using olive branch during the history to declare truce by giving it to their enemies
If you are wondering how I know this, it's because olive random trivia
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︎ Apr 05 2021
On big holidays, some people will demand the world of you.
Like a good friend, I only need your presents.
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︎ Apr 28 2021
During the French Revolution thousands of people met their end with the blade of the guillotine, including King Louis XVI
He should have quit while he was a head
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︎ May 11 2021
My wife asked me to pick up cold drinks because a lot of people were coming over for a party.
I didn't know how many so I picked seven up...
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︎ Jun 28 2021
Shout out to the people asking what the opposite of in is.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
At the beginning of the Common Era, people had no idea how to track years.
But then they did a complete 1 AD.
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︎ Apr 29 2021
Did you hear that a car full of garlic, ginger, and lemongrass ran a red light in the middle of the city, injuring tens of people?
It was a fragrant disregard for public safety.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
Most people see two piers by the lake and think it's normal but
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︎ Jun 18 2021
A lot of people claim their wordplay to be unintentional
So i analyzed a small sample of jokes to see how many came about by design and no pun in ten did
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︎ Jun 24 2021
There are two kinds of people in the world...
- Those who can extrapolate from known data...
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︎ Jun 14 2021
There are two types of people in this world.
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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︎ Jun 28 2021
There are 10 types of people who understand binary...
Those who do and those who don't.
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︎ Jun 30 2021
There are only 3 types of people..
- People who can count
- People who canβt
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