I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
I bet there’s gold in them/their hills.
(Shamelessly stolen from danimidwest on tiktok)
It didn't have a grill friend.
My merchandise was flying off the shelves!
I had to decline. Sadly, I don’t have the caliber to go.
I want to swing by and see it.
Dad: "You're holding a shot gun now."
They didn’t have commander data with them.
Turns out he just got scammed at Target
Yes, it was a strange time to masturbate and eventually lead to my dishonorable discharge.
But my stirrups caught erupted in flames.
He was just fired
And I replied "He doesn't look very free there on that plate"
My dad and I were at the driving range hitting golf balls. He steps up to take a big shot, strains himself a little too hard and simultaneously rips a fart as he hits the ball.
"Hit the shit outta that one!"
I still chuckle when I think about it.
It was cloudy, so the golf ball was hard to see when it was hit. I said to my Dad "I can't see the ball because of the cloud cover." The next ball I hit was painfully bad and rolled onto the grass. My Dad says "There it is".
I was at the driving range with my grandpa and I met his friend.
Friend: You've got a great grandpa. Do you know that?
Grandpa: Great-grandpa! I'm not that old yet.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
