What did the mountain say to the funny highlands?

You're hill areas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leader_of_hundred
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Mountain lions are very rarely spotted in the wild...

That’s because mountain lions aren't spotted, cheetahs are!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/realstabbybabe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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Anyone listened to the mountain joke?

If not u should cause it’s hil-arious

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πŸ‘€︎ u/passionated-7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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I enjoyed hiking up mountains, until I arrived at the top.

From there, it's all downhill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is

because it's peak comedy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/languagepotato
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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The mountains aren't just funny, they're

Hill areas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krishi2202
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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A mountain makes the best jokes.

It's hill-areas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Epikgamer332
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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What did one mountain say to the other after the earthquake?

It wasn't my fault.

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The nation of Iran lies between the ancient lands of Babylon to the west and the mountains of Afghanistan to the east...

In other words, it’s between Iraq and a hard place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watercolorfiddle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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After a long hike to the top of a mountain, my wife asked me, β€œSo what do you think of The View?”

I said, β€œWhoopi Goldberg is ok, but I don’t like the other women on the show.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Sad to report the death of the founder of Dulux paint. He died this morning from hypothermia on top of a mountain.

It's been reported he could have done with another coat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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What did the non-binary prospector say when they saw the mountain range?

I bet there’s gold in them/their hills.

(Shamelessly stolen from danimidwest on tiktok)

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Why couldn’t the peeping tom climb mountains?

Because he always peaked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rabid_Badger_83
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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My friend, while driving through the mountains watching the leaves change: I love the winter. All the naked trees.

Me: Yeah, you can see all their knotty parts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baileywiki
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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I live on top of the mountain and i usually have 99 problems

But the beach ain't one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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My rooster is an artist. He draws on plates and I add arms and numbers, but for the life of me I can’t tell if he’s drawing snakes, mountains, teepee’s, etc., so I finally asked him and he said:

Clock’s a doodled doo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StretchSmiley
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain?

Hi Cliff!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ava98
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Since this is a β€œNana” tree (common name for Juniperus Procumens Green Mountain Juniper bonsai), it was suggested I have a β€œba”. Therefore, since the stock ticker for Boeing is BA, I bought a toy 787. That means there is now a β€œbanana” on the counter.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaceyGayGuy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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I just learned that they're giving away soda in the Swiss mountains.

Apparently there's a guy up there just shouting, "Freeeee Colaaaaa"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roshamjoe_paints
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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The Himalayas aren’t the best mountains,

But they’re definitely up there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajicMan101
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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There was once a troop of boy scouts camping in the mountains

Needing to refill on water, they approached a pristine mountain stream. "Surely we don't need to boil THIS water. It's so clear!" they thought. They all got sick.

Never judge a brook by its color.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evanmcook
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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What do you call the ride sharing lanes that cut through the mountains?

Carpool tunnel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pure_evil1979
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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What kind of mountains offends the most feminists?

The HIMalayas!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oneguy4
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Ever run out of water in the mountains?

Well urine luck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Steph_Curryan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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I can't seem to grow oats or barley, or spelt in the mountains where I live. I guess it's true what they say...

No plains no grains

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahughman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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Girlfriend, my dog and I went hiking today and on the way up the mountain there was a big bee buzzing around my head.

So I said β€œBee-gone” and my girlfriend shook her head. Best feeling ever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vapingpigeon94
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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What's the smartest mountain in the world?

Mt. Cleverest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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I was walking in the Himalayan mountains when a hairy creature came into view. I was about to snap a picture but it said, "do not take a picture of me at this moment."

I saw a yet-i.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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Why do mountains make the best jokes?

Because they are hill areas!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/space0watch
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Oops, I went up the wrong mountain
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Feck_this
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Why did the comedians climb the mountain?

Cause they thought it would be hill-arious!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSGaming0416
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Once we make it to the top of that mountain...

...it’s all downhill from there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blue_Jay2735
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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My friend was leading his wild, shaggy-haired ox thru the mountains of central Asia when it projectile vomited all over his feet!

It yakked on his shoes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who drove through the mountain with multiple people in his car?

He had carpool tunnel syndrome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CMoy1980
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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To the west is Baghdad and to the east are the Zagros Mountains

Looks like I'm stuck between Iraq and a hard place

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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I wanted to teach my goldfish to jump, so I took it to a lake in the mountains

But it turns out spring water is just false advertisement

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tDumFlumph
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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The mountain I hated finally left

What a relief

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I was hiking in the mountains and was attacked by 10 relatives of the rabbit!

It was a hare-y situation, lemme tell ya.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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How do you call the smartest mountain?

The Cleverest!

(My daughter came up with this one, I'm so proud!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karlosmdq
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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When Moses came down the mountain he noticed his followers had bad breath.

So he gave them the Ten Commandmints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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Why did the Yorkshireman climb the mountain?

Because it was summit to do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmVee66
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Mountains are the best place to get a few laughs.

They are hill areas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RavenStrider526
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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A criminal in Tokyo, Japan lost the police by escaping to the nearest mountain.

He is now a wanted Fujitive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AWACS-Thunderhead
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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My dad asked me which Super Bowl commercial I liked better, the Doritos one or the Mountain Dew one.

I told him, "It's a tie, dad"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DonnaPinciotti420
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2018
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The mountains aren’t just funny..

They’re hill areas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unbornZOMBIEfetus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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