What do you call a dinosaur that spends all day contemplating the meaning of life?
When the Church ventured to find out the real meaning of I.N.R.I., they commissioned a well-known cruciverbalist. When asked why not a symbology expert, they calmly replied, 'They are Cross-words, after all'.
I had a deep discussion on the meaning of life with a Triscuit this morning.
It was a real wise cracker.
I wanted to find the meaning of life.
So I looked it up in the dictionary.
Colon changes the meaning of a sentence instantaneously.
Example:
- She ate my chicken wings.
- She ate my colon.
What’s the actual meaning of propaganda?
It’s when a cockney bloke wants to take a good look at something
What’s the meaning of IDK?
I asked random people what does IDK stands for, but none of them knew…
It turns out that the meaning of life, the universe, and everything is XLII
I've been Roman the world for years in search of this wisdom.
It's crazy how much a colon can change the whole meaning of a sentence. For example, "Today I ate my friend's sandwich" vs
"Today I ate my friend's colon."
I wanted to thank everyone for sticking with me while I figured out the meaning of "many"
Dad, what's the meaning of procrastination?
To truly understand the meaning of "Politics," you need to break the word down into its components.
Poli- meaning "Many"
And Tics, meaning "small blood sucking insects"
I can't see the meaning of a circle.
My health teacher asks me what is the meaning of a memory loss.
I told him that I can't remember it.
If you change word "Love" to "Lunch", you can totally change the meaning of a lot of songs.
All You Need Is Lunch
Do You Believe In Life After Lunch
Lunch In An Elevator
Thank you for teaching me the meaning of plethora...
I finally figured out the meaning of Freudian slip.
It means to say one thing and mean your mother.
After years of searching, I've finally found the meaning of life...
It's in the dictionary under 'L'.
I’d like to thank Merriam-Webster for teaching me the meaning of the word “plethora”.
Traveled to the top of a misty mountain in the Far East to ask the local monk the meaning of life
He said. Many men bite, but fumanchu
In light of his record with these mega-projects, Elon Musk's proposed new Miami-tunnel gives new meaning to the term
"car-pool tunnel syndrome."
Did you know that commas can change the meaning of a sentence.
For example
Ben is in a hurry
vs
Ben is in a comma
What is the meaning of the word "demise"?
Demise is what de cats eat?
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence
I was asked once about the meaning of the word ' inexplicable ' in a sentence..
..and found it very hard to explain.
am i real, do we exist, wht is the meaning of life
The use of capital letters can really change the meaning of a sentence.
For example:
I like to eat pancakes.
I like to eat capital letters.
The meaning of opaque is unclear.
If you don't know which member of your family doesn't know the meaning of "thou",
TIL colons can change the meaning of a sentence drastically: "Jane ate her friend's lunch." would become:
"Jane ate her friend's colon."
Yesterday, my dad told me the meaning of plethora
When my father explained the meaning of the word "many" to me, I thanked him profusely...
I taught my son the meaning of abundance
He said: thanks dad, that really means a lot
My friends always say contemplating the meaning of art is the most philosophical side to art...
But when I’m drawing, deciding “2B or not 2B” is the real question.
What is the meaning of life?
According to the dictionary: "the existence of an individual human being or animal"
So my dad turns 42 today. He's the meaning of life now!
Well technically he always has been. I wouldn't exist without him.
Getting Into A Guillotine Backwards Is The True Meaning Of The Agony Of Defeet
A tree just asked me what I thought the meaning of life was.
After getting dementia, my wife is able to recall the meaning of only a few words of the dictionary.
She remembers next to nothing.
I'm studying the meaning of couches in a certain part of America.
It's really Phillysofacal.
Thank you for explaining the meaning of 'many' to me.
Thanks for teaching me the meaning of plethora
I've discovered the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
Thank you so much for teaching me the meaning of the word "plethora"
To the guy who explained me the meaning of the word "many"
Thank you very much. That really means a lot!
The use of capitals can completely change the meaning of a sentence...
Example
I like candy
I like the use of capitals
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