The Killer Ohms are attacking us!

WE MUST MAKE A RESISTANCE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avandoorslaer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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What did the cat say to the serial killer?

You're freaking meowt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreenSnow12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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The FBI was shocked to uncover the inspirations of the train collecting serial killer.

He had loco-motives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigscarydaniel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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What do you call a killer who stabs people in the head?

A Cerebral Killer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CommercialButton5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Whats the last thing a serial killer hears before he kills his next victim

Snap crackle pop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaClassyPancake
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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There was a lumberjack who moonlighted as a serial killer. He used wood chippers to dispose of the bodies, which is why he was so prolific.

Every once in a while, these guys come out of the woodwork.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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I don't think the author even realized what they did! Context: the article is about killer whales attacking boats.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Comanch3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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Did you hear about the serial killer with no nose?

He committed scentless acts of violence!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guya763
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Why are there no pain killers in the jungle?

because the parrots eat em all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VanillaxBear
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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I was in town earlier on looking for some fly killer. I picked up a can and asked the young store assistant "Excuse me, is this any good for wasps?"

"No" he said, "It kills them"

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Did you hear about the Mexican Train Killer ?

He had locomotives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Somebody was giving me a synopsis of their fan fic that includes a killer clown, a talking dog, and a flying house and at the end they said

"that about sums it-up"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wtflagnard
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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A good name for a serial killer would be β€œthe Suspense”

That way when he’s killing me I could say β€œthe suspense is killing me” and we could have a great laugh before I die.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banditk77
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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My wife told me to watch her plants when I sprayed the weed killer.

I've been watching them for an hour now and I don't see what's so interesting about them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LetterZee
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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"There's a 60% chance the killer shot the victim from this spot right here and a 40% chance he shot from over there", said the detective.

"This concludes my probaballistic report."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/earthlybird
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Who was the most beautiful serial killer?

The Boston Strangler. Personally, I think he was breathtaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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Did you ever hear about the Samurai with only a 6 inch sheathe knife who was still an effective and deadly killer?

He was a one-hilt wonder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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Today they sentenced the infamous "Country, Rap, Gospel and Classical Music Killer" to death

He's going to get the eclectic chair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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They said a killer was on the loose in the mall

I went to hide in the watch store to buy me some time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justanothershady
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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The cops are warning us about a serial killer who strangles his victims using smaller and smaller T-shirts.

The police are saying that he’s still at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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Which way choose the serial killer?

The sociopath

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πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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What was the name of the smartest killer whale that loved to go to new places?

Dorca the Explorca

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aguynamedbry
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Did you hear about the bicycle killer?

He was a cyclepath.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daradox
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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The serial killer from Paris is being sent to the electric chair today.

And so today, the french fries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnnyZillion
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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Cereal killer seems to be on the loose
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jamulan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2017
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Every dad at some point. Wife: Don’t let me forget to put clothes in the dryer in an hour. Me: Don’t forget to put clothes in the dryer in an hour. Wife: Killer death stare
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bismuth482
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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How did the ant serial killer cleanly dispose of his victim’s bodies?

He dissolved them in antacid.

Ba-dum… tsss!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rekabis
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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Breaking News: Cereal Killer on the Loose
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πŸ‘€︎ u/00ACW
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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It is I, the cereal killer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/troymonster
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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I met a group of highly trained Fly Killers the other day

First time I've ever seen a SWAT team.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FilthyRyzeMain
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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The police in my town finally caught the serial killer known for his really bad stammer.

It’ll be a while before he completes his sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2018
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Do you know about the serial killer baker?

His name's Bready Krueger

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had locomotives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barelyknowherCFC
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Know what the best serial killer would be?

Suspense. people can say "oh no the suspense is killing me" then we both laugh before i stab them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/larrylongshiv
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had locomotives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrispyMussels
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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The Killer Ohms are attacking us!

WE MUST MAKE A RESISTANCE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AeliosZero
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had locomotives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/420_esketit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer

He had locomotives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b0b_l0b_law
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had locomotives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/command_613
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2017
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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco-motives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazcort
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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