The Killer Ohms are attacking us!
WE MUST MAKE A RESISTANCE!
What did the cat say to the serial killer?
The FBI was shocked to uncover the inspirations of the train collecting serial killer.
What do you call a killer who stabs people in the head?
Whats the last thing a serial killer hears before he kills his next victim
There was a lumberjack who moonlighted as a serial killer. He used wood chippers to dispose of the bodies, which is why he was so prolific.
Every once in a while, these guys come out of the woodwork.
I don't think the author even realized what they did! Context: the article is about killer whales attacking boats.
Did you hear about the serial killer with no nose?
He committed scentless acts of violence!
Why are there no pain killers in the jungle?
because the parrots eat em all
I was in town earlier on looking for some fly killer. I picked up a can and asked the young store assistant "Excuse me, is this any good for wasps?"
"No" he said, "It kills them"
Did you hear about the Mexican Train Killer ?
Somebody was giving me a synopsis of their fan fic that includes a killer clown, a talking dog, and a flying house and at the end they said
A good name for a serial killer would be “the Suspense”
That way when he’s killing me I could say “the suspense is killing me” and we could have a great laugh before I die.
My wife told me to watch her plants when I sprayed the weed killer.
I've been watching them for an hour now and I don't see what's so interesting about them.
"There's a 60% chance the killer shot the victim from this spot right here and a 40% chance he shot from over there", said the detective.
"This concludes my probaballistic report."
Who was the most beautiful serial killer?
The Boston Strangler. Personally, I think he was breathtaking.
Did you ever hear about the Samurai with only a 6 inch sheathe knife who was still an effective and deadly killer?
He was a one-hilt wonder.
Today they sentenced the infamous "Country, Rap, Gospel and Classical Music Killer" to death
He's going to get the eclectic chair.
They said a killer was on the loose in the mall
I went to hide in the watch store to buy me some time
The cops are warning us about a serial killer who strangles his victims using smaller and smaller T-shirts.
The police are saying that he’s still at large.
Which way choose the serial killer?
What was the name of the smartest killer whale that loved to go to new places?
Did you hear about the bicycle killer?
The serial killer from Paris is being sent to the electric chair today.
And so today, the french fries.
Cereal killer seems to be on the loose
Every dad at some point. Wife: Don’t let me forget to put clothes in the dryer in an hour. Me: Don’t forget to put clothes in the dryer in an hour. Wife: Killer death stare
How did the ant serial killer cleanly dispose of his victim’s bodies?
He dissolved them in antacid.
Ba-dum… tsss!
Breaking News: Cereal Killer on the Loose
It is I, the cereal killer
I met a group of highly trained Fly Killers the other day
First time I've ever seen a SWAT team.
The police in my town finally caught the serial killer known for his really bad stammer.
It’ll be a while before he completes his sentence.
Do you know about the serial killer baker?
His name's Bready Krueger
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
Know what the best serial killer would be?
Suspense. people can say "oh no the suspense is killing me" then we both laugh before i stab them.
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
The Killer Ohms are attacking us!
WE MUST MAKE A RESISTANCE!
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
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