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The Information Puns

A list of puns related to "The Information"

I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no wifi and couldn’t find the information I wanted.

I wound up using cellular.

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👤︎ u/BaconShrimpEyes
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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What did the hardware store employee use to steal personal information?

A Hacksaw.

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👤︎ u/TheNocturnalCarrot
📅︎ Oct 12 2020
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Where did the father store all his information?

In the Dada-base.

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👤︎ u/JPHarrison007
📅︎ Aug 24 2020
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What animal is the best at keeping your medical information confidential?

A HIPAA-potamus

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👤︎ u/wspoons5
📅︎ Jun 23 2020
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I keep sending my information to the bank but they claim it’s too crooked to read.

They need to get their fax straight.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Apr 18 2020
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The media are now only using email to transfer information

They don’t care about fax anymore

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👤︎ u/Strange_An0maly
📅︎ Mar 30 2020
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When discussing my history of eye inflammation at the optometrist, I was advised to look up information on conjunctivitis.com.

It's a site for sore eyes.

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👤︎ u/conundrumbombs
📅︎ Mar 11 2020
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Where did the Joker keep his financial information?

In his Ledger

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Dec 01 2019
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My grandfather was captured by the Germans in WWII. Being a high-ranking officer, they kept him captive for months but all he would do is sit in his cell saying "tick... tick... tick...". Their top interrogator was sent in to get important information out of him...

When in the interrogation room, he told my grandfather

"vee haf vays of making you tock!"

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👤︎ u/FaultyData
📅︎ Sep 15 2019
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I got a big promotion! I'm now the Electronic Innovation and Entertainment Information Officer for Elderly McDonald's Agricultural Enterprises.

I can't wait to put E.I.E.I.O. on my resume!

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👤︎ u/Nesogra
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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What's the best place to get information on candles

Wickipedia

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👤︎ u/DexCruz
📅︎ Aug 15 2019
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In the age of information, mathematician population is rapidly declining. We all need to make an effort to save them.

Every mathematician counts.

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👤︎ u/fluffymypillows
📅︎ Oct 28 2018
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If a school has a "What happens in the classroom stays in the classroom" policy. Would you say the information has then been CLASSified?
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👤︎ u/DavinKye
📅︎ Feb 11 2017
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What did commander broccoli say to Sargent potato when he discovered that he was leaking information to the enemy?

You TAITOR!!!

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👤︎ u/Yup_Pup
📅︎ Apr 09 2018
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Do you know who the first person to download information from the cloud onto their tablet was?

Moses.

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👤︎ u/daddymcdadjokes
📅︎ Sep 14 2018
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At work last night, we found a lost set of keys. The only identifiable information on them was a little metal bobble that read, "Eaves."

I told my coworkers to be on the lookout for an eavesdropper.

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👤︎ u/ihavespaceballs
📅︎ Nov 19 2017
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