A list of puns related to "The Hire"
It's a minute tour.
They needed a new branch manager.
They had a feeling he'd be a sails killer
“Oh, and what is this special talent?” Asked the priest.
The applicant walked up to the bells and slammed his face into the bell.
At first the priest was taken aback, but the sound from the bells was heavenly!
“You’re hired!!” He exclaimed.
The applicant jumped around in excitement and slipped, falling off the side of the belfry to the ground below.
The priest ran downstairs and outside to the sidewalk where the bell ringer lay dead.
A bystander asked “who is he?”
The priest responded “I don’t know his name, but his face sure rings a bell!”
because he was good at bacon
To fix the blinds
They were charged with re-belling.
He didn't want his metaphors to be taken literally.
Works for me!
He had no first-hand experience.
Stares and Strips
Because he had the drumsticks!
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He needed a good driver.
Hertz van Rentals.
An Au Pear
He kept dropping the bass
Urine.
He had no idea he had started a turf war.
Woohoo, i got a yob! :D
He’s a top-notch curry-er.
Because many hands make lights work
They say this job really takes a toll
Money well spent
I guess I'm more of a spokesman.
I hate to see someone Anne employed.
They lost my case.
They just painted it black. I couldn't get no satisfaction with it.
My vision was light blue walls but I guess I always can't get what I want.
My pen name is Jim Shortz.
I'm a bran ambassador.
Deep down, I realized it wasn’t for me.
I think that's just bad ad vise.
No idea why the school hired him.
They want him to make its O.
They fired him on day one. He was caught eating carrion.
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
He was a Tudor tooter tutor.
But I’m just grasping at straws here.
He’s an expert in fine ants.
They call him the technical fowl.
Called her a hootin' nanny
My job really shucks.
He turned out to be a small arms dealer.
Yeah it’s on his staff
WHYYYY MCA!!
He didn't have the right koalafications
And they interviewed an applicant named Stan. Stan had no arms due to an accident so the hiring manager asked how he would ever be able to do the job.
"I'll show you",said Stan.
They walked up flight after flight of stairs to the Bell tower all the while the manager wondered how Stan would ever be able to do the job. His questions were soon answered when after reaching the Bell tower, Stan took off running striking the bell face first. Gooong goes the bell. Stan picks himself up, takes off running face first at the bell, Gooong.
"Hold, on. You'll hurt yourself."
"I'm tough," said Stan, " "and I really needed this job"
"Ok," said the manager, leaving Stan to do the job.
All day the bell rang on the hour correctly and the manager thought too soon that he had misjudged Stan. Finally, at six in the evening there were only three gongs, then a commotion. Going out to see what was going on he found Stan dead on the street below. Apparently he had become disoriented from head trauma and missed the bell entirely falling to the street below.
"Who was this man, Who was he?" asked the crowd.
Not wanting to admit liability for the accident, the manager said "I don't know."
"But his face sure rings a bell"
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch," he said, "how much will you charge me?"
The blonde, after looking about, responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage.
The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should; she was standing on it. Do you think she's dumb?"
"No", replied the wife. "I guess I'm guilty of being influenced by all those 'dumb blonde' jokes."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the husband asked.
"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
He was really good at bacon.
They vet all of their doctors.
"Abracadaver."
Apparently floors are beneath her.
My gardens portrait.
They lost my case.
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