A list of puns related to "The Hire"
It's a minute tour.
They needed a new branch manager.
“Oh, and what is this special talent?” Asked the priest.
The applicant walked up to the bells and slammed his face into the bell.
At first the priest was taken aback, but the sound from the bells was heavenly!
“You’re hired!!” He exclaimed.
The applicant jumped around in excitement and slipped, falling off the side of the belfry to the ground below.
The priest ran downstairs and outside to the sidewalk where the bell ringer lay dead.
A bystander asked “who is he?”
The priest responded “I don’t know his name, but his face sure rings a bell!”
They had a feeling he'd be a sails killer
because he was good at bacon
To fix the blinds
They were charged with re-belling.
He didn't want his metaphors to be taken literally.
Works for me!
He had no first-hand experience.
Stares and Strips
Because he had the drumsticks!
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He needed a good driver.
Hertz van Rentals.
An Au Pear
He kept dropping the bass
Urine.
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