I think I saw Michael J Fox in the garden centre.

I can’t be sure though as he had his back to the fuscias

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokeschannel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2022
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I love the song fox on the run

It’s a very sweet song

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoeJascoe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2022
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my 7y old: Why did the fox go back to his den?

For his denner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stem3576
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2022
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James Bond walks into a bar where Michael J Fox is the bartender

Bond goes up to him and says "I'll have a martini...."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joker-here
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2022
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What do you get if you have the eyes of a hawk, heart of a lion, and the ears of a fox?

A lifetime ban from the zoo

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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What’s the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints of lager

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samauribadger
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2022
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A vulture went to the airport, dragging a fox behind him. Security stopped him and asked, "What's that?"

"It's my carrion."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coffee-and-chess
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2022
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Why does Michael J Fox make the best milkshakes?

Because he uses superior ingredients.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mncyclone84
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2022
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The fox from Dora the Explorer was banned from Tinder today.

Swiper, no swiping!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndySkibba
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2022
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A guy is walking through the woods one day when he comes across a suitcase. He takes a look inside, only to find a fox and her cubs. So he calls the ASPCA and tells the woman who answers what he’s found...

She says, β€œOh, that’s horrible. Are they moving?”

The guy replies, β€œI don’t know, but that would explain the suitcase.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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Why is Toby Fox, the creator of Undertale, so popular among the gaming community?

He Mettaton of his fans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PiGuy88
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2021
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What does the fox say?

Not a dam thing, it’s a fox

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Angus-Mackenzie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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A wolf, a fox and a weasel all go to a diner. The waitress comes over and asks them what they want to drink. β€œCoffee” growls the wolf. β€œWater” says the fox...

And β€œPop!” goes the weasel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RichNCrispy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2017
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Dad called the Police today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs..."

"That's terrible," the woman dispatcher on the phone replied. "Are they moving?"

"I'm not sure, to be honest," Dad said, "But that would explain the suitcase."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fr_Time
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2016
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Did you hear about the Ox that got mad when a witch turned him into a Fox?

He felt he got effed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LYKAF0XX
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2013
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A fox snuck into the chicken coup last night and killed them all...

Authorities were unsure whether to label it a coup d'etat or a henocide...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaelessin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2014
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Saw Michael J. Fox the other day, in a garden center of all places. Didn't recognise him straight away though

he had his back to the fuchsias.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAMBiSH
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2017
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What's the difference between a fox, a deer, and a rabbit?

They are different animals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Willdoeswarfair
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2017
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Did you hear the ex CEO of Fox news died?

I wonder what ailed him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r0bbiedigital
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2017
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FoxTrot had a great Dad joke over the summer. (link inside)

http://www.foxtrot.com/2014/08/10/summer-fling/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sariel007
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2014
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What's the difference between a fox and a dog ?

About 8 tequilas.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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