why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.
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︎ May 14 2021
Thereβs a giant fly in the house!
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︎ May 09 2021
What language do things that fly in the sky speak....
Plane english
My 6yo laid this one on me and I hadn't heard it before so thought it might be enjoyed here
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︎ May 01 2021
The fly fishing tournament will not have spectators this year.
But it will be LIVE STREAMED.
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Why did Han Solo refuse to let Chewbacca fly the Millennium Falcon?
Because he's still a Wookie.
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︎ May 04 2021
What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
A mosquito can fly but a fly can't mosquito.
My 11 year old daughter told me this one this evening lol.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
Heard yβall like puns (flies were found dead, butter was found at the grocery store in the dairy isle)
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︎ Mar 07 2021
What was the last thing to go through a fly's mind as he hit the windshield?
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︎ Apr 21 2021
Why did the bird fly into the sea?
He was looking for a perch.
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︎ Apr 10 2021
What does the Pope fly on?
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︎ Mar 29 2021
A giant fly has attacked the local police...
Police have called SWAT team.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
I don't get why people make jokes on the fly
Isn't it hard on the flys back?
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︎ Mar 11 2021
When geese fly in a V, why is one side of th V always longer than the other side?
There's more geese on that side.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
When migrating birds fly in the shape of a V, do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
That side has more birds.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
The cheap, sketchy airline I fly only does red-eyes....
It's a real fly by night operation
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︎ Feb 09 2021
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
There's a giant fly attacking the police station
Don't worry, I've called in the SWAT team
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Went to the shops and bought some fly spray.
Sprayed it all over me....Still can't bloody fly.
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︎ Dec 13 2020
Mart Mc Fly traveling into the Star Wars universe be like,
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Whatβs the difference between a fly and an eagle?
An eagle can fly but a fly cannot eagle.
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︎ Sep 15 2020
I thought Lord Of The Flies was about entomology,
It really bugs me that it isnt.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
What was the indecisive fly overheard saying?
Iβm not sure about these debates, Iβm really on the Pence
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︎ Oct 15 2020
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.
Push him out of the plane at 30,000 feet and heβll fly for the rest of his life.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Why does the seagull fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then it would be the baygull. (Not my joke)
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Whatβs the only kind of bagel that knows how to fly?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Why did the momma plane say the son plane couldn't fly?
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︎ Nov 18 2020
A man walked into a hardware store, picked up a can of fly spray and asked the assistant, "Is this good for wasps?"
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︎ Oct 16 2019
What time of the year is it usually fly or die for baby birds?
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︎ Sep 08 2020
I do really feel bad for the Class of 2020. People say your senior year flys..
I just didnβt realize it would Zoom..
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︎ Apr 24 2020
Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.
There just happens to be more birds on that side.
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︎ Oct 15 2020
I caught a fruit fly in the air and killed it.
I'm a gnatural born killer
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︎ Oct 29 2020
The police were under heavy attack of the flies
They had to call the SWAT team!
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Why did the LGBTQ pilot refuse to fly 747s?
He said he prefers bi-planes
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Two flies playing football on saucer. One says to the other.....
I am playing in the cup tommorow.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
What is the difference betwen a mosquito and a fly?
A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito
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︎ May 02 2021
Why Do Seagulls Fly Over The Sea?
Because If They Flew Over The Bay They Would Be Bagels...
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︎ Apr 06 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay they would be baygulls.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Why do seagulls fly by the sea?
Because if they flew by the bay, theyβd be bagels.
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︎ Mar 12 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew of the bay, they'd be bagles.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito ?
A mosquito can fly but a fly can't mosquito
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︎ Jan 17 2021
When ducks fly in a V one side is always longer. Do you know the reason?
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls.
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︎ Dec 13 2020
When geese fly in a V formation, one side is always longer than the other. Do you know why that is?
There are more birds on that side.
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Why is one side longer then the other when ducks fly in a V?
Because thereβs more ducks on that side
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because they'd be called bagels if they flew over the bay...
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︎ Jun 11 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be called bay gulls.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Whatβs the difference between a Fly & a Mosquito?
A Mosquito can fly, but a Fly cannot Mosquito.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
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