Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

Da Brie is everywhere!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DrSregor
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 23 2021
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Did you hear about the lawsuit against the lingerie factory?

They’re being sued for gross negligee-nce

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tedshif
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 27 2021
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Did you heard about the cave-in at the cheesecake factory?

There was de-brie everywhere

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RaunchyAppleSauce
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 22 2021
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The hardest thing about working in the calendar factory

Is trying to take a day off

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dinnen1
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15 2021
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My uncle used to work at a factory that recycled worn out whitewalls. One day, he fell into one of the processing machines...

He's retired now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21 2021
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Did you hear about the peanut butter factory that exploded?

The Reese’s was in pieces.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Captain_Cookiez
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 07 2021
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My friend claims he works in a soap factory, adding a key ingredient to the process...

He's a lye-er.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01 2021
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There was an explosion at the numbers factory

The tragic aftermath: 9 wounded, 15 decreased.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FeelTheQuickening
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 03 2021
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There was a fire at the shoe factory...

Luckily no soles were lost

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MemeLord12457
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24 2021
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The other day I had to climb up some equipment at a cheese making factory.

I thought that it was strong enough to clamber up, but it ended up giving whey.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/XOIIO
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27 2021
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i cant believe i got fired from the calendar factory, all i did was take a day off.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Equivalent_Market_94
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27 2021
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I just quit my job at the helium factory.

I won’t be spoken to in that tone.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sandyatk445
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who burnt down the pants factory?

They say he committed mass jeanocide.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NobleCentaur
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06 2021
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Got a job at a potato chip factory. On top of salary they said I could pick any flavor chip off the shelf once a month.

They prided themselves in their stock options.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cross2085
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 04 2021
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Why did Picasso get fired from the cement factory?

His ideas weren't concrete enough

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sergioarmagh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05 2021
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I once saw a ghost at the jam factory...

It was jarring

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/whistles13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27 2021
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I've landed my dream job at the guillotine factory...

Will beheading there tomorrow.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 31 2020
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Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory in Paris?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ttocs77
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10 2021
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I finally got my dream job at the guillotine factory

I’ll beheading there shortly

Edit: Thanks for the silver. My first ever award!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jk72788
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16 2020
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The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working.

It doesn’t make any cents.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 08 2021
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Those guys at the borscht factory, man...

They never miss a beet

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09 2021
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when I was a child we were so poor that my mother made us clothes out of the scraps my dad would bring home from work at the sandpaper factory

It was rough.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kinkybenny
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24 2020
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Why did the balloon factory go out of business?

Too much inflation

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MonkeyBrainProblems
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25 2021
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Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?

He didn’t put enough shifts in

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pkuhn001
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05 2020
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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory?

She threw away all the w's.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26 2020
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Why was the groom excited to take over his new brides cylindrical wooden rod factory

Because it was her dowelry.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/explosivelydehiscent
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18 2021
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My friend got fired at the fizzy drinks factory today.

He was soda pressed.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Exit202
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06 2020
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i am deaf on both ears after working at the metal factory

I guess heavy metal is not good for my ears

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Slymood
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05 2020
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Last night a thief broke into the shoe factory.

He was the sole perpetrator.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Golden365
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18 2020
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On the news there was a report of a cheese factory exploding in France.

Da brie was everywhere!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jj8o8
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17 2021
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Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?

Da brie was everywhere.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/doctor_boombot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17 2021
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I can't believe I just got fired from the calendar factory...

All I did was take a day off.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03 2021
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The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation.

It doesn’t make any cents.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01 2021
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Did you hear about the shoe factory that burned down?

Luckily no soles were lost.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Just_y_not
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01 2021
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I quit my job at the helium factory today.

I will not be spoken to in that tone of voice!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12 2021
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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday

I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21 2020
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I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory!!!

all I did was take a day off

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shadoslayer1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05 2021
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There was an explosion at the cheese factory...

De Brie is everywhere...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DrSaltyYT
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13 2021
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Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory?

...there was nothing left but, debris.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aparabola
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12 2021
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I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory

All I did was take a day off

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nandos677
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17 2020
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I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/farrukhsshah
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20 2020
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Every machine in the coin factory broke down all of a sudden without explanation.

It just doesn’t make any cents.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27 2020
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I finally got a job at the guillotine factory.

I'll beheaded there soon.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wmd1234
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30 2020
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I got a job at the guillotine factory.

I'll beheading there shortly.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21 2020
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The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, without explanation.

It doesn't make any cents!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cubres
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28 2020
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There was a terrible fire at the shoe factory today...

Over a million soles were lost.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cerebolic-parabellum
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27 2020
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I got fired from my job at the calendar factory

All I did was take a day off

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/trace826621
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01 2020
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I quit my job at the helium gas factory today

I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lez566
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29 2020
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Do you know why I got fired from the calendar factory?

I took a day off.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/oceanmoonfish
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16 2020
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