Police are warning electric car drivers their cars have enough charge for the entire journey.
If you run out of electricity, you could be charged.
I caught my son chewing on an electrical cord...
so I had to ground him.
He's doing better currently.
And conducting himself properly.
Five years back I couldn’t pay my electricity bill, those were the dark days of my life
What's the only band you can listen to while doing electric work?
What’s the difference between a candle and a skinny horseman?
One is a night light, and the other is a light knight.
When I use electric clippers to trim my pubic hair
I really go balls to the Wahl
What's the perfect gift for an English lit / electrical engineering major with a lisp?
I came up with the top ten reasons you shouldn't pee on an electric fence...
What thought popped into my Head when I mixed Water and Electricity?
I told my dad I was accepted as an electrical apprentice...
What is a dictator's least favourite electrical component?
Despite being an electrical engineer, my son couldn't fix the circuit
I bought an electric toothbrush.
It's like my acoustic toothbrush just a bit cooler.
Electric cars can't get exhausted...
...but they can get wheely tired.
Generating all our electricity from solar power...
is not going to happen overnight.
I was putting a fork in an electric outlet.
What happened next, shocked me!
Tesla to launch a new Electric lawnmower
I think it's gonna be called E-Lawn Musk.
Growing up, there was a time my parents couldn't pay the electric bill.
It was the darkest day of my life.
Thousands of people have found the device that can cut their electric bills in half......
Ever since the power company shut off my electricity
I’ve been in a very dark place.
Today, I told my son about a book I was reading. It was on how to discharge electricity
He asked me for the name. I told him that the book was called
"Kil-a-watt"
(true story) After having my son install an electric keypad deadbolt on the man door in my garage, my daughter says:
Dad, are you sure that new deadbolt was man-door-tory??
Making daddy proud.
In college, my roommates and I were so broke that we couldn’t pay our electricity bill.
Those were the darkest days of our lives.
Did you hear about the guy who bought an electric car and got in a wreck just after he left the dealership?
He turned over a new Leaf.
My wife says I'm useless at fixing electrical appliances.
Well, she's in for a shock .
Igloo 2: Electric Boogaloo
If there was a material made of milk which could store electricity...
...it would be called buttery.
Dad, how do I catch electric eels?
Dad: Easy - you just throw a click bait into the water
Son: Got it. What's next?
Dad: What happens next will shock you
Amazon are offering free fast delivery on every electrical transformer this week
Just search optimus prime
How do you tell the difference between a chemical fire and an electrical fire?
With a fire distinguisher.
Opened the electric bill and the Wife can't understand why i'm on the floor laughing.
How do you track Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints!
My wife has been taking a course in advanced electrics and it's taken over her life. Everything she says these days concerns resistors, transformers, circuitry, voltage, ampage etc. All fucking day long, I've tried explaining to her it's driving a wedge between us, but she won't listen to reason.
She just buries her head in the sand like an off switch.
There are only two white people in the movie Black Panther
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
What did the left eye say to the right eye when they got married?
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
What was a very common name in the middle ages?
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
The wife looked concerned when my son showed an interest in electricals at the age of 5.
He asked about the neutral wire.
I said "don't worry, its just a phase."
Why do people in Africa only use electric cars?
Because they’re Mad-at-gas-cars
What pan is the best to make sushi in?
I've just deleted all the German names off my pre owned iPhone..
What did the electrician do to his son when he found him playing with electrical wires?
Did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same?
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
A sweater I purchased was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.
They gave me another one, free of charge.
My son kept chewing on all the electrical chords we had set up for the holidays, so I grounded him...
He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly...
I was putting a fork in an electric outlet. What happened next, shocked me!
I caught my son chewing electrical chords, so I had to ground him.
He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
My son kept chewing on the electrical cords so I had to ground him...
He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
I caught my son chewing on electrical cords.
So I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently, and now conducting himself properly.
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