In Jamaica apple pie costs $2 a slice while in the Bahamas a slice of cherry pie costs $3.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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How do I determine the cost of a balloon after adjusting for inflation?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fawkes_1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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At the store, my daughter found a shirt she liked on clearance. My wife asked her how much it cost.

I said "well, she just dropped it, so I'm gonna guess it's floor dollars."

My daughter actually gave me a fist bump for that one, which she now denies doing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AuthorScottClark
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Production costs are really high in the dairy business

A lot of expenses are in curd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KILLA2-0
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Do you know why the cost of balloons is going up?

Inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteadyingRuck
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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β€œHow much does the funny smelling spray cost?”

β€œPerfume?”

β€œNo, per bottle.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jupitersmoones
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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A man ordered a glass of water at a fancy restaurant. It cost him 10 dollars. When the waiter delivered it, he asked the waiter why it was so expensive.

The waiter responds β€œIt’s tap quality”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chubbypants3
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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In Cuba, blueberry pie costs $5. In the Bahamas, apple pie costs $6. In Haiti, peach pie costs $4.

These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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How much did the cow cost?

Heffer million dollars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaldrickD2M
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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Despite the high cost of living,

it remains popular.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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How come it used to cost a quarter to pump your tires at the gas station, and now it costs a dollar?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nftpc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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Pharaoh tried to sell Amway to help offset the costs of his burial tomb.

Turns out it was a pyramid scheme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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Turns out that the coronavirus is set to cost the world 2.5% of the global GDP if it continues at the rate it's going.

It's very influenzial on the worldwide market.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrFillywonk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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My dad was bragging about his new hearing aid. β€œState of the Art,” he said, β€œIt cost me a fortune.”

I said, β€œAwesome. What type is it?”

He said, β€œ Two thirty.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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If you discovered that cherry pies cost $2.75 in Jamaica, and that merengue pies cost $3.25 in the Bahamas, what’s the significance?

Why, you have just found the Pie-rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sirjoseph62
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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So the travel agency said I could climb Mt. Everest and it would only cost $100,000.

I said no thanks, that's a bit too steep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flazdude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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How much did it cost me to get the perfect size Christmas tree for my house?

Tree-fitty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/catscam7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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How much did it cost the pirate to pierce his ears?

A buck an ear...

...it was a real barrrrgain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sleepwalker696
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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Remember when air for your tires was free at the gas station but now it costs $1...wanna know why?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midwest-distrest
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tubeii
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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The fact that we're still minting the penny even though it costs nearly twice as much as it's worth makes no cents.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BpRue
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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The worst music albums always cost $19.95

so when you pay, you usually get a nickel back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2017
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The undead not having to factor food and shelter into their cost of living is a clear example of wight privilege.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAnagramancer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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I'm getting my newborn son circumcised and the pediatrician said it was going to cost $167.

I told them "I hope that includes the tip."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/engineeringguy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2016
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Apparently the cost of balloons is rising

Well, that's inflation for ya

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToxianLeader
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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Some people think the cost of wigs is too high

Personally, I think it’s a fair price toupee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaltySmasher322
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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Went into a Salvation Army store and saw a radio. It was turned up full blast but the volume knob was missing. It only cost 1 dollar.

I said boy I can’t turn this down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Momorah
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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The US mint wants to stop making pennies because it costs more to make than the returns...

That wouldn't make cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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I took my daughter to adopt a cat at the shelter. I was surprised we had to sign an itemized legal contract with expected costs. When I told the clerk I thought rescuing a cat would be free...

She told me ”Dad, If you want a cat, you should expect a fee line.” I’m so proud!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarynxm
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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When my granddad died, I asked the funeral home why his funeral cost more than my grandma's who past away a year ago.

They blamed it on the cost of living.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cdiddy579
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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I just found out that the stool sample test my doctor recommended is going to cost me $200.

That shit is expensive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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Why did the Mexican mans meal cost less?

Because of the SeΓ±ors discount.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phiqlue
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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We recently hired a magician at the cemetery based on his response to how he could help combat the rising costs of burial arrangements.

"Abracadaver."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vodkashana
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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I asked the shopkeeper how much empty rechargeable batteries cost.

They were free of charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoffKalast
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2018
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How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnChoncho
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2016
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Why did the balloon cost $100?

Because of inflation!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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A slice of apple pie in Jamaica is $2.00. In the Bahamas it costs $2.50.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/betchhxx
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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Apple pie in Jamaica cost Β£2 but pie in the Bahamas cost Β£3.14

That's just the pi-rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/les_oueff
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas.

These are the Pie-rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/just_want_sleep
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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In Jamaica, an Apple pie costs about $2.00, while a Pecan pie costs $2.50 and a Rhubarb pie costs $3.00. In the Bahamas, an Apple pie is $1.50, a Pecan pie is $2.00, and a Rhubarb pie is $2.50.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quartz_Knee
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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Did you hear that a slice of pie costs $2.50 in the Bahamas and $3.00 in Jamaica?

Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/R---edwin-g97
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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(Dad told me this one just now) In Jamaica, a slice of apple pie costs $2. In the Bahamas, a slice costs of apple pie costs $2.50...

Those are the pie-rates of the Carribean!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SakuOtaku
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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In Jamaica a pie costs 3 dollars, and in the Bahamas it costs 5 dollars

These are the pie rates of the Caribbeans...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allthatimafter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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In Cuba, a slice of pie costs $2.50. In the Bahamas, a slice of pie costs $3.

I guess you could say those are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NickWilde992
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
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