The chicken coop only had 2 doors
since if it had 4 doors it would be a sedan.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't. It got run over.
Have you heard about the chicken that got kicked out because it was too big?
What did the chicken say to the duck at the side of the road?
DON'T, you'll never hear the end of it
From my niece: What's the chicken's favorite place to get coffee?
Where does the chicken go the check his email?
Why did the chicken cross the lake?
It didn't. Chickens can't swim.
I'm trying to make herb roasted chicken for dinner and just ran out of one of the ingredients...
I don't have thyme for this
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
What game do chickens play in the pool?
From my 10 yr old. "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE PLAYGROUND?"
To get to the other slide
Don't try to eat the chickens in Minecraft.
Why did the chicken put on sunscreen?
So he wouldn’t get fried.
Inmates at HMP Manchester are refusing to eat the Moroccan spiced chicken dish they're given every Friday, claiming it is being used to secretly medicate them with aggression-suppressants hidden in the sauce.
That sounds to me like one of those cons' piri piri theories.
My Dad was really proud of the chicken fence he put up for the chicken run.
What did the Scottish chicken say to the other chicken?
What did the chicken do when his shop caught on fire?
He egg-xited..
From my 8 year old today.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was poultry in motion.
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
Why was the chicken sent to the principles office?
He was caught using fowl language.
(I came up with this, but I'm sure it's been done before)
Why did the chicken cross the road? (Punchline is different)
Do you know the story about the chicken that crossed the border?
Me neither, I couldn't follow it.
Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
Whar did the chicken say when he crossed the road?
I don't know, I couldn't hear him.
Ever since I killed one of my chickens with the lawn mower...
all manner of scary, haunting things are happening to me. I may have a poultrygeist.
I went to the store to buy chicken broth...
but they said they were out of stock.
What did the man say to the judge after running over chickens at a playground?
“In my defense, Your Honor, there were no signs of fowl play”
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the auto repair shop to get his pick up cluck.
What happens when chickens lay eggs at the top of a hill?
My dad's answer to what came first, the chicken or the egg?
The one you ordered first.
The Barncode on the back of my frozen chicken
What happened when the chicken became possessed?
It became a poultrygeist and laid deviled eggs. They had to bring in a priest for an eggsorcism.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
How should we know? It’s none of our business.
So the other day I ordered some Kung Pao chicken, but I think it came with a side of pasta instead of rice
Who tells the best chicken jokes
The chicken coop only had 2 doors since if it had 4 doors it would be a sedan.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
A chicken crossing the road...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road? (Punchline is different)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
Why did the chicken cross the river
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