I read that in medieval times, if you lost your castle to invaders during a siege, it was incredibly unlikely that you’d get the well-fortified tower area back.

Guys back then were playing for keeps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astrosmash77
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Did you hear about the bouncy castle with a size of 10,000 Sq ft area?

The entry is quite expensive, mostly due to inflation.

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How do you break down the gates to the Cookie Castle?

With a batter-ing ram to do it all at once, or you can chocolate chip away at it for a long time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hornwalker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What happened to the sand just before it became a castle?

It got in pailed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What did the emporar who lost his castle say?

Its just not my forte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmbhatt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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My wife was disappointed with the castle shaped clock I bought for her birthday....

But it’s the fort that counts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wavepoolsquad
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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My daughter wanted a bouncy castle for her birthday. The guy said the rental was $50, and the set-up fee was $1000 dollars.

I said, β€œThat’s outrageous!”

He just shrugged and said, β€œThat’s inflation for you.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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When does the dwarf that is a knight, guard the castle?

Mid-knight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lord_nikon_burned
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Why did Anna and Elsa install air dryers in all of the castle bathrooms?

To make it Hans free

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LegendOfKhaos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Why does Darth Vader live in a castle on Mustafar and not in the capital?

Because he does not like coarse sand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Werschweinchen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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Did you hear the joke about the old castle?

No? It’s historical

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielblanchard
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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What’s the difference between an artist’s folder and a castle of antivaxxers?

One is a portfolio and the other is Fort Polio

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soosoos19926
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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What's the best way to get into the Hogwarts castle?

Through the Dumble-door.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/89iroc
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Dracula's wife is divorcing him because he cheated. She wants it all, the castles the coffins, etc...

She's going to bleed him dry!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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The price of bouncy castles has doubled in the past year

That's inflation for you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StAnger99
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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Help me remember the pun I had. For a RPG game I was planning an encounter with a walking brothel/whore house (like howl's moving castle)and the whorehouse had a really punny name.

I can only think of "The bone wanderer", but what I had was better than that and I cant remember it. please make suggestions, and maybe it'll be close enough to spark my memory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/camerawn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2018
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When I first started playing chess, I thought the castle could move diagonally.

Classic rook-y mistake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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I took the kids to a bouncy castle, but it was really expensive compared to last year.

That’s inflation for you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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Why do Castle doors have their locks so far above the ground?

Because of the higher-key

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFifthStep
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2017
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Why was the castle so wet?

The King had a long reign.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShiftyJim21
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2014
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Touring the "medieval torture and execution" section of an old European castle, when I dropped this one...

"The guillotine truly was cutting-edge technology at the time."

A dad within earshot said he appreciated my sharp wit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadowthunder
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2015
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Was talking to my sister about the show Castle

Me: What happened on the last episode of Castle?

Her: I don't remember, hmmm

Dad: The moat broke

Us: What?.... Ohhh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riversfan17
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2014
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