What did batman say to robin before they got into the bat mobile?

Robin get in the car.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noodlesvonsoup
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Mess with the bat you get the gat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/catchingfire3HG
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Every country will eventually get coronavirus, but china got it right off the bat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NaziMen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Did you know the name Bat is actually a short form...

The full name is Bathew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NairodI
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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To the bat mobile!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samoneggs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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Why did the chicken go to KFC during lunch hour with a baseball bat?

It wanted to beat the crowd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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People tend to not be too fond of the movie Ferngully, but I think it just has a bat rap
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πŸ‘€︎ u/herurumeruru
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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What did the rat say when he saw a bat?

β€œOh my!! I just saw an angel!!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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A vampire bat returned to his colony with a lot of blood on his face. When the other bats asked him what happened he pointed to a building and said: β€œSee that cow barn over there?”

β€œI didn’t.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingWilliamVI
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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Things were not looking well for the elk and the bat that were in hospital after a car accident

They were hanging on to deer life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaledonianWarrior
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Did you hear about the bat/donkey hybrid?

It's pretty bat-ass!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tippydaug
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2017
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Two vampire bats in a cave, one goes out in search of fresh blood in the local village, and comes back with a face covered in red blood. His friend says "what did you eat to get all that?" The first bat replies:

"You see that steeple on that church over there? Yeah, I hit it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/palpameme_66
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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Bats are one of the smartest animals

because they own batchelor degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wayxciii
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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The bat(h)mobile
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elvisspringsteen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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Why do baseball bats tend to break near the grip on Saturdays and Sundays?

Because it's the weekend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSygil
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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β€œGuys, there’s a bat in the halls.”

β€œThere is? Well what are you waiting for? Use it to try to kill that black thing flying around.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObligatoryStory
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2018
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What did the bat say while potty training?

I'm doing asbestos I can!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dustyfingers
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2016
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The bats! There were so many of them!

Sister In-law: the bats were so bad last night! I saw like ten of them walking out to my car! Father In-law: What were they doing walking out to your car?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlurpleHappens
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2014
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What did the US say when England was up at bat in a baseball game?

Europe!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Robosho
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2013
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After the cat brought in a bat.

The cat brought in a bat last night.

Dad:" the cats new name is joker" Me: "why?" Dad:" because he always chasing the batman" Me:"sign"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unnamedwookie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2015
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